When you want to get a ugly girl pregnant without putting your Willy in her so you jork it until your ectoplasm is on the floor and you suck it up with a syringe and squirt your cum out of the syringe into her vagina
by Studje creators friend February 04, 2025
Usually being of male gender, someone who is jorked appears very muscular, and quite large in size. Their jorked appearence is due, in large part, to the use of roids.
1. Damn.. now THAT guy is JORKED!
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.
2. Man, jorked buddy over there is definitely on the roids. Freekin roid monkey.
by Burnski March 31, 2008
In short to be jorked is to be insanely cool. It is generally used in an exclamation after seeing someone do something wild.
by gingertimelord February 03, 2023
Jork it or jorking it is a term for masturbation for men. When a person says "I'm jorking it" they mean that they're masturbating.
Person 1: So why didn't you answer my call last night?
Person 2: I'm so sorry, I was jorking it.
Person 1: are you fucking kidding me?! You we're jorking it?
Person 2: Yeah... I really like to jork it...
Person 1: Not gonna lie, same.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, I was jorking it.
Person 1: are you fucking kidding me?! You we're jorking it?
Person 2: Yeah... I really like to jork it...
Person 1: Not gonna lie, same.
by M7R1 June 05, 2025
My best mate and I were too lazy for a a full on jog, but still wanted to burn some calories. We had a lot to catch up on, so we embarked on a much needed jork
by NimbleFruitJube August 07, 2023
by Luckyjack May 04, 2021
(noun, verb, ejaculation, lifestyle, sometimes insult)
Definition:
Jork is chaos incarnate. It’s what happens when impulse meets confidence and zero follow-through. You can do a jork, be a jork, or hit a jork. It might mean you nutted unexpectedly, made an absurd amount of money, or fucked up so spectacularly it became legend.
Meanings include:
To nut (physically or metaphorically)
A big, dumb win
A ridiculous idea that works
A state of mind similar to high-risk dopamine chasing
That guy who shows up late and still gets the job done
Definition:
Jork is chaos incarnate. It’s what happens when impulse meets confidence and zero follow-through. You can do a jork, be a jork, or hit a jork. It might mean you nutted unexpectedly, made an absurd amount of money, or fucked up so spectacularly it became legend.
Meanings include:
To nut (physically or metaphorically)
A big, dumb win
A ridiculous idea that works
A state of mind similar to high-risk dopamine chasing
That guy who shows up late and still gets the job done
“Hit a massive jork last night — woke up in my ex’s driveway with $1800 and no shirt.”
“Bro I jorked mid-meeting when she said ‘quarterly bonus.’”
“You can’t plan a jork. You just are the jork.”
“He’s a jork but he’s my jork.”
“Bro I jorked mid-meeting when she said ‘quarterly bonus.’”
“You can’t plan a jork. You just are the jork.”
“He’s a jork but he’s my jork.”
by The Crim Jorks June 06, 2025