jork

The act of jerking ur penis in a comical sense.

I’m literally jorking in my jeans right now.

by jorking.it.rn April 28, 2024

Jork

(noun, verb, ejaculation, lifestyle, sometimes insult)

Definition:
Jork is chaos incarnate. It’s what happens when impulse meets confidence and zero follow-through. You can do a jork, be a jork, or hit a jork. It might mean you nutted unexpectedly, made an absurd amount of money, or fucked up so spectacularly it became legend.

Meanings include:

To nut (physically or metaphorically)

A big, dumb win

A ridiculous idea that works

A state of mind similar to high-risk dopamine chasing

That guy who shows up late and still gets the job done

“Hit a massive jork last night — woke up in my ex’s driveway with $1800 and no shirt.”

“Bro I jorked mid-meeting when she said ‘quarterly bonus.’”

“You can’t plan a jork. You just are the jork.”

“He’s a jork but he’s my jork.”

by The Crim Jorks June 6, 2025

Jork-It Ball

A game of basket ball where at half time everyone pauses for a jork break

"I can't wait for our big Jork-It Ball final on the weekend!"
"lets use the yin yang strategy"

by jorkitballlover69yinyang February 24, 2025

sick-jork

sick-jork is from the English 'Sick Joke'. It is usually used to describe some sort of sick joke. It also often represents a particularly attractive fat bottom bitch. see also 'sick-bjork'.

Boy: 'wow, she is just a sick-jork!'

by anonymous girrrl November 13, 2010

Chinese Jork Torture

When you are captured by the CCP and to extract information from you they jerk your shit with 99% percent alcohol till it peels.

"Yo my buddy Jared got the Chinese Jork Torture the other day when he got caught flaming Xi Jingping on Douyin live."

by Lil Jork March 7, 2025

Jorking

Jorking is when you are edging while wearing jorts.

Malachi was Jorking it in the back of the classroom under the seat

by Skibbidy77 July 26, 2024

Jork it

Jork it or jorking it is a term for masturbation for men. When a person says "I'm jorking it" they mean that they're masturbating.

Person 1: So why didn't you answer my call last night?
Person 2: I'm so sorry, I was jorking it.
Person 1: are you fucking kidding me?! You we're jorking it?
Person 2: Yeah... I really like to jork it...
Person 1: Not gonna lie, same.

by M7R1 June 5, 2025