Jonelis

Anyone who has compassion beyond compare and somehow ended up with everyone being their friend. They are very stern when it comes to making the right decision, sometimes when it's not even their own choice. Everyone goes to them for advice, so that's probably the reason why nobody hates them.

Person 1: "Man, I'm having trouble choosing between A and B."
Person 2: "Oh! You should go to Jonelis with that. She's everybody's friend"

by Eriden A. July 24, 2018

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jones

a verb that means to crave something strongly, usually said in a construct with a participle (e.g. "to be jonesing for") and often pronounced without the 'g' at the end (e.g. "to be jonesin' for").

Sometimes the "for" is foregone. Usually a phrase emphasizing being in the moment is included, such as "right now" for the present, or "at that time", "right then" for the past. In past, present or future constructions, when said in a negative construction "just yet" is also used occasionally.

I'm really jonesing for a coffee right now.
I'm really jonesin' a cigarette right now.
I just got over being sick for a week. I'd like to go to the concert, but I'm not jonesin' to be out in public just yet.

by alternabear March 23, 2016

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jone

a term only fo D.C eria ppl .makin fun of somebody.

yo u jonein less go less go!!!!!!!!

by da southern 1 April 22, 2004

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Jones

A person with a a huge dick this is usually there last name

That jones boy will fuck the shit out of your man

by Pissy jdkfjf May 4, 2019

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Will Jones

A very queer fellow who resembles Peter Parker, and enjoys receiving Jello Rabbits (see Jello Rabbits). He enjoys getting white girl wasted, and being molested by extremely large, independent black women.

jello Rabbit white girl wasted peter parker will jones

by bictoria bates December 20, 2012

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