jumped two levels and died

Used when a person has segued from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated topic, though a mental leap of which only that person is aware. A reference to the 1981 video game Donkey Kong, where Mario can only jump down to a platform that is one 'level' below him; if he falls too far, he dies.

A: Have you seen the new 370Z?
B: Yeah, I dunno, it looks a little edgy.
C: I learned it by watching you!
A: Wait, what?
B: Yeah, I think you just jumped two levels and died.

by Entroper October 23, 2009

Jumped the taint

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.

Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.

by Tbeauie March 2, 2012

Jimped

Comes from that band with the dude from Hot Rod (well theyre a group) and they made the song 'jizzed in my pants'. A short form for which can be made is "jimp", with a past tense used as "Jimped"

Example 1:
Friend - "Dude, did u just see that hot pic"
You - "YO i just jimped!"

Example 2:
~Random Girl bends down~
You - (Whisper to friend) "yo, jimped"

by DJSTUDIOGSKILLET April 21, 2010

Drop Jopped

When jaw dropping just isn't enough.

Sarah Murdoch's drop jopped, she brought her hand to her mouth, started tearing-up and was left speechless.

by Quin452 October 20, 2010

jumped

to randomly be swag walking down the street with your buds and get the living shit beat out of you, so bad it makes you cry.

last week, we were walking home, and tonio got jumped, it was brutal man.

by for.shizz.nat May 18, 2010

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

The correct sentence is 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'.

'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is wrong, there is no 's'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

jumped the couch

The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').

Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.

Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.

by philbad August 28, 2005