jolt cola

an adjective used to describe something amazing or something /someone very, very energetic.

commonly used in northern ohio

dude that kid got to stay home to play cod 4 modern warfare II !?!!!!!

thats funking jolt cola!!!!!!!!

by Zygorff November 10, 2009

dick-jolted

feeling shocked or dazed after being confessed to from someone who did not reciprocate the feelings of attraction at first

Main man got dick-jolted after she told him her rejection of him was a mistake and that she would like start things over.

by Roronoakozo March 23, 2019

Jolt Throne

Another name for the electric chair.

Priest: Johnny! Repent! Once you bite the dust, you're going to hell!
Johnny: No, I know that when I sit on the Jolt Throne, my Sylvia will be with me once more.

by Doktoberfest January 21, 2015

Jolt man

This is a man who gets along with everyone, he is known amongst his friends to be a joker.

Jack is a jolt man, you should have seen how he was bussing out jokes in class.

by jerkpid September 16, 2020

jolt cola

that shit has so much fucking caffine in
it.

i drank some of that jolt shit, and i
was fucking high on caffine.

by person yo-yo April 16, 2003

jolt cola

a caffeine-enhanced cola beverage that perks up those who are too limp-wristed for a stout pitcher of black coffee

Little Billy drinks "Jolt Cola" for a caffeine boost since he can't handle the "bitter" taste of coffee.

by Dolphin_X April 15, 2003

Jolt the bolt

To furiously thrash the pork sword for release of seminal fluids

strewth my spuds are the size of space hoppers i really need to jolt the bolt before they burst

by Colonel fuckstick January 26, 2014