John Wick Shit

When you go Poop. And the dumb is so perfect. You pick up the poo and put it back in your BUMHOLE so you can Poop the perfect dump all over again.

Yo bro I just took this massive John wick shit. Was so good had to do John Wick 2 and 3. Wondering if I should do a John wick 4

by Einstein Gravity Boner June 13, 2021

To get John Wicked

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.

@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.

Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.

Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.

by slangingshark September 24, 2023

reverse john wick

When a dog kills a human, so a human starts murdering all the dogs associated with it. So like John Wick in Reverse.

Theres this fucking retarded dog going around shooting other dogs.

Oh so its a reverse john wick then right?

by 1962 August 25, 2018

The John Wick Double Tap

Shooting your enemy once in the torso followed by a quick, accurate, second shot to their head. As seen, many many times, in the John Wick movies.

My boss is really on me this morning about some paperwork and he’s about to get The John Wick Double Tap.

by Frvnk Jveger May 16, 2019

Suck my John Wick

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”

by NaanClapper February 9, 2022

John Wick

A player that can build the whole romanian empire in seconds if you shoot him.

I just shot a John Wick once he built like crazy

by guccieggplant April 29, 2018

John Wick

Somebody who is extremely good at what he does i.e games/football

" hey did you hear about * insert name *

" yeah, he's such a John Wick "

by HSK420 January 9, 2019