Joey

A lying cheater who has never been faithful to anyone.

I wish he wasn't such a Joey.

by Eloteman January 8, 2018

Joey

1) A "Joey" is the ultimate compliment. Someone you trust with your own Joey life. A true Joey, is the ultimate best friend. To reach absolute Joey status, you must prove your worthiness.

2) A term for excitment.

Antonym: Frankie. YOUR WORST ENIMIE. DO NOT TRUST THIS FRANKIE. IF ONE COME BY YOU, RUN DIRECTLY TO YOUR JOEY AND DO NOT LOOK BACK.

1) "Joeeeeey! How ya doin today, Joey?!"

"I love you, bestest joey!"

"Joe-fo-shoo."

"Numba 1 Joey!!"

2)"Joey!" Same as saying "Nice!"

by ItsKaters March 11, 2010

Joey

The most cutest, heavenly, sweet treatiest, scrumptious, nicest, blissful thing the world has ever seen... and is not a fat ugly australian!!

Joey is cooler than james bond.

by coolperson233333 April 13, 2009

Joey

A person with a masculine dick that is usually bigger than mason

Joey is better than mason

by Pysich May 6, 2017

joey

a hot guy who has a massive dick
also can be refered to as a "chick magnet"

Hus that?. hes a joey

by bob's ur dad October 22, 2008

joey

a perfect boyfriend.

hotter and better than all other guys.
including josh hutcherson.
he's funny and cute and the best kind of guy out there.

joey edwards is perfect

by nigger cats March 10, 2012

joey

probably the most spectacular guy ever.
tends to look like a hotter version of emile hirsch.
plus, he's named after a baby kangaroo, so yeah, be jealous.

Is that Emile Hirsch?
No, idiot, it's Joey.

by jcat11 November 28, 2009