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St. Joe's Prep

School in philadelphia. As a rule every single prep guy must at all times be wearing a article of clothing that says prep on it. Prep kids must also announce there presence somewhere by repeating the word "prep" over and over again. They are very insecure and they feel the need to tell everyone that prep is the best thing since sliced bread. Once you go to the prep you are no longer an individual you a part of "the prep"
A prep kid can usually be spotted by the PREP sweatshirt. Other signs are the inability to go the bathroom alone
St. Joe's Prep by Truth February 13, 2005

Chorus like Mama Joe's bongos 

A really long, rippling fart, which sounds like the sound effect on Scooby Doo when they run on the spot madly after seeing a ghost.
And next on Classical Musician of the Year, John Cage will play Chorus like Mama Joe's Bongos, on the rusty sherriff's badge.

St. Joe's Prep

2006 PCL Football champs after beating an overmatched O'Hara team, made up entirely of those who were too retarded to get in or their little sisters. SJP is located in North Philadelphia and the mention of the word prep around students elsewhere send them into an embarrassed rage and a torrent of curses and comments about homosexuality and financial position.

SJP is famous among girls for their mixers, dances in which there is a ratio of 3 girls to a guy.

St. Joe's Prep is the archrival of every other Catholic League Red school, as evidenced by every principal mentioning their "bitter rivalry" to anyone who will listen. There biggest "rival" is LaSalle, a school of infinite collared shirts and almost decent sports teams. There is a rumor going around that, after falling over retarded and accidentally beating St. Joe's in the Turkey Bowl, their version of a Catholic League championship, the team was given a 4.0 GPA and allowed to skip school for the rest of their time there, although none of them took up the offer because they wanted to impress their friends by using the game as lifelong bragging rights.

St. Joe's is a school of well-earned repuatation who could really care less about the slanderous tough guys of Don Guanella's sister school, Cardinal O'Hara, and other places of such bad-talking disposition who may want to look up several words in this definition to make sure that they're not just some sort of slang- words like "a" and "the".
St. Joe's Prep
OHara student: "duuuuuuuuuh mmmmmmmmmmm uhh they is feguts? OOOOOOOOOOOPPS I hef to go to class in traylor track one"
St. Joe's Prep by highlighter April 14, 2006

Sausage Fest Joe's 

That fail of a school you all know as the prep(even though we all know that st. augustines is the REAL prep right?)SJP=fail. Have fun with your diabetes.
"Hey Dave how are the girls at Sausage Fest Joe's?" (chuckle)

"Fuck you Dan"

Trader Joe's 

a store that has mostly white people
i went to Trader Joe's and i saw lots of white people!
Short name/nickname used as a referral to Joe's Ice Cream that was founded in 1922 by Joe Cascarini an Italian man from the Abruzzi Mountains.

Joe's is a world famous brand that started business in Mumbles which is near Swansea, Wales, United Kingdom.
"Hey big boy, do you want to come down Joe's for some delicious Ice Creme?"
Joe's by TobyCarveryLover May 12, 2010