Do a Joe

To leave a gathering of people without saying "goodbye", and without being noticed.

Paul: (to himself) I'm going to do a Joe, and just leave. *walks away*
Andrew: Do you know where Paul went?
Grant: I think he just did a Joe, and left without saying anything.
Andrew: I'm glad he's gone. He never contributes to our conversations!

by Paul Allen from P&P November 20, 2020

A Joe Nolan

A non serious relationship with a number of girls who are so much younger than you.

"Shouldnt of got on her last night, i did a Joe Nolan"

by Weakbossman January 9, 2017

A Joe Westerman

A Joe Westerman

A Joe Westerman - Rimming a tramp on a hen do down an alley, next door to a kebab house.

Aka the Castleford Rimmers

by G-Rimmer February 13, 2023

Dial a Joe

A ametuer male prositute that cant get laid any other way. Mostly sleep with one women with missing body parts and extra orifices. FOR LADIES ONLY.

Heather Mills was in dire need of a lay, so she had to Dial a Joe.

by masterchef1928 July 16, 2010

pulling a joe jonas

Wearing way to tight of pants

Joe Jonas is always wearing to tight of pants.

James:Dude stop pulling a joe Jonas you look gay
Mark:sorry man

by Example Steve December 29, 2013

dont be a Joe

a joe is someone who refuses to complete a task for a greater good

eg. person 1: say hehahohahe
person 2: no
person 1: dont be a Joe
person 2: ok hehahohahe

by bigyoda69 April 22, 2020

cup a joe

(1) to piss in a cup at a concert, overflow it, and continue the stream onto the girl standing in front of you until bladder is empty.

(2) simply put, to piss on a girl

(1) "exuse me miss, can i interest you in a cup a joe? (splash)"

(2) "hand me a bottle, that girl in front of us looks like she could use a cup a joe."

by nilsssssss February 17, 2008