He goes for any girl he can find while sober he's a hawk and will stare at anyone who passes by but when drunk he becomes a ravenous beast an will sexually assault any girl he finds attractive.
by Wintersfuyu October 2, 2023
Get the Jobemug. Who is Jobe?
Jobe Jobe is an unidentified man who invented the universe. It is sin to ask anymore of his origin unless you pay 200 bucks up front. Otherwise, you need not know. Only our commandments.
Children of the Jobe Jobe cult are called Big Bois. My bestie and I are the high priestesses of the Jobe Jobe chapel. Chapels vary in what they practice depending on the country. Such are those who believe in the South American Jobe or Soviet Jobe, and others. There are many which come in varieties like Jolly Ranchers. Kinda like ppl who believe in black Jesus and stuff. Those cultures might have a different view on Jobe, but we all share the same fundamentals and commandments. That is, Jobe Jobe is our one a true god. Jobe Jobe created us and all of existence. And Jobe Jobe invented the wet fart for the pleasure of us using it to bully 6th graders. Amen.
Unironically-
Jobe, some random fucking kid, has no idea some diarrhea dribbling piss kink idiots made a cult over himself nd worshipped him for years. We're dumb and proud.
Jobe Jobe is an unidentified man who invented the universe. It is sin to ask anymore of his origin unless you pay 200 bucks up front. Otherwise, you need not know. Only our commandments.
Children of the Jobe Jobe cult are called Big Bois. My bestie and I are the high priestesses of the Jobe Jobe chapel. Chapels vary in what they practice depending on the country. Such are those who believe in the South American Jobe or Soviet Jobe, and others. There are many which come in varieties like Jolly Ranchers. Kinda like ppl who believe in black Jesus and stuff. Those cultures might have a different view on Jobe, but we all share the same fundamentals and commandments. That is, Jobe Jobe is our one a true god. Jobe Jobe created us and all of existence. And Jobe Jobe invented the wet fart for the pleasure of us using it to bully 6th graders. Amen.
Unironically-
Jobe, some random fucking kid, has no idea some diarrhea dribbling piss kink idiots made a cult over himself nd worshipped him for years. We're dumb and proud.
"I'm an atheist, what are you?"
"I am a proud big boi, a lover of Jobe Jobe (praise be). He is my one true lord and savior. Gosh bless, brother."
"I am a proud big boi, a lover of Jobe Jobe (praise be). He is my one true lord and savior. Gosh bless, brother."
by JobeJobe4eva May 12, 2021
Get the Jobe Jobemug. by EL Little D January 12, 2022
Get the Jobemug. by Jobeyon December 9, 2021
Get the Jobemug. Used as slang for a Taxi/Cab
Usually used in the North-West of England by Teenagers or young men
Originated from the 1940-50s boxer ‘Joe Baski’ because his name rhymes with ‘Taxi’
Usually used in the North-West of England by Teenagers or young men
Originated from the 1940-50s boxer ‘Joe Baski’ because his name rhymes with ‘Taxi’
by Simeon Collins October 28, 2019
Get the Jobemug. There is many ways of describing love but this is another true way of living your life with your love. These two hand and hand, but come on we know that the Zoe’s love the jobes more
by MagicMoon___ February 6, 2023
Get the Zoe loving jobe moremug.