jizztini

An alcoholic concoction consisting of gin, vermouth, and jizz served in a martini glass.

Could I buy you a drink, perhaps, a jizztini?

by WonderBoy314 March 18, 2009

jizz bin

A Petty Whore, Undeserving of Respect, Not Quite Yet On The Scale of The cum dumpster

"Alice is such a jizz bin, she'll let anyone stick it in"

by Meh, lulz January 10, 2009

Jizzrinate

It is when you urinate/jizz on someones head.

Man 1: OMFG! Is it true that you jizzrinated on Connie's head?

Man 2: Hell yeah! I have such good aim!

by Cornflakes.Cowboy May 6, 2009

jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011

jizzkingdom

the sexiest man alive and also best friends with cole wood

jizzkingdom is the sexiest instagram memepage

by mrsexymantheIII October 10, 2020

jizzkingdom

A meme page on Instagram run by a handsome man with a very ginormous horse shlong, self proclaimed Legend.

Jizzkingdom is a female magnet

by Hot fan girl October 10, 2020

jizziness.bizziness.spams

possibly the worst and funniest spam page on instagram

have you seen the latest jizziness.bizziness.spams post? got dam! it sucks ass!

by kyloscrying June 22, 2021