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Jess's 7th Ring Treatment 

The 7th Ring Treatment or the more formal version (Jess's 7th Ring Treatment) is the specific act of two partners, where the more dominate out of the two has to have the ability to curl there Tongue into a funnel shape (this may also require a large Tongue depending on partner) and warping it around the head and or shaft of the male sex organ (penis) and rotating the muscles in the Tongue to make little circular motions whilst making another motion of up and down (similar to a Blow Job). it is noted that the one giving the treatment is not allowed to stop until 7 minutes after the partner cums.
Non formal version:
"shit bro, she gave me the 7th Ring Treatment last night, felt like ya boi was about to fucking die"

formal version:

"m'lady gave me the forbidden, Jess's 7th Ring Treatment last Fortnight, twas quite the ordeal of ecstasy and barbarous acts.
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Jessie's Girl 

A "Jessie's Girl" is an extremely beautiful girl that you could only fantasize about being with, due to her extreme beauty or popularity and the fact that she probably only hangs out with popular guys, or that she does'nt know you exist.

(Hence the song "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield about a nerd boy loving a beautiful girl but she does'nt know he exists)
Rose is a cheerleader and is extremely beautiful. Nick is average and loves Rose. Rose dose'nt know Nick exists and hangs out with the popular guy. Nick's friend told him that he was "fantasizing about a Jessie's Girl".
Jessie's Girl by inkfan July 6, 2009

Jesse Smith 

A man suffers from SDS (please refer to small dick syndrome). Says he’s in shape but we all know that baby fat is gone way before your 20. He also enjoys a very fruity appletini at times. Often referred to as a fruity person by friends.
Hey man stop being a “Jesse smith

Jess's Aunt 

Suicidal in many different ways involving Jess's aunt going full kermit
did u hear about Jess's aunt she slipped on the razor blade slipped better call 000
Jess's Aunt by Jess's Aunt December 4, 2017

jesse sorel 

a boy that is small. he resembles a squirrel, and he laughs alot. Yes, he is short. And yes, calling him a squirrel is illegal unless you are julie.He happens to be ADORABLE!
Julie: MY SQUIRREL!
Jesse Sorel: What?
Otherhuman: SQUIRREL!
Jesse sorel: IM NOT YOUR SQUIRREL!

jesse sawyer 

a kid who is black yet acts white and says wassup brah quite abit and love soup
jesse sawyer: wassup brah lets get some soup
jesse sawyer by the soup master December 14, 2010

Jesse Schmit 

a fucking noodle head who doesnt let you borrow his canoe over spring break
Quit being a Jesse Schmit, youre such a buzz kill
Jesse Schmit by flowbro33 July 26, 2016