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jesper collste

a guy named "jesper collste" does have a big fucking dick and a cool guy
ah its jesper collste the big dick guy
by yikerssss April 17, 2019
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Dirty Jesper

Someone who’s a bad bitch with an Australian shepherd who likes to share sexual partners with his friends
Oh yeah it was the Dirty Jesper and their dog who pissed on the floor then yeeted from the party last night
by Ohnanawhatsurname September 7, 2021
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Jesper 10E

A big ass man. He dont have sex with condoms and he jizzes in women. Proud father.
"Oh my word, he is such a Jesper 10E"
by Arnehappycock January 24, 2022
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Jesper Fact

Jesper fact: when your friend claims something with 100% confidence but he's Norwegian, uncultured and has no idea what he's talking about.
Ahmad : hey jesper how many Drivers' Championship titles does Lewis Hamilton has?
Jesper: 8 bro he won he's 8th trophy a while back
Batu : no bro that's a Jesper Fact, i just googled it and he only has 7
by cr7lover103 December 10, 2022
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Jesper moment

When someone trips or somehow injures themself in a way that shouldn't be possible.
jesper: (Walking)

Jesper: (Trips)

Jesper: (Breaks every bone to have ever existed and that will ever exist, requiring immediate physio).

Someone: Lmao that's a Jesper moment.
by Moment_moment April 20, 2021
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jesper nansen

Smart, hot, popular, look, smell and has the same package as Johnny Sins.
In general, every girls dream, even tough he were's glasses.
Her: "Girl, did you see that ho guy?"
Her girl friends: "Oh yeah, he looks like a Jesper Nansen!"
by The large package guy October 23, 2017
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Jesper Nielsen

by zXzzXz May 29, 2019
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