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japanese jiggle jelq

an extreme version of jelqing, only used by the most experienced and daring of jelqmaxxers,

consists of jelqing ones shlong with double vise grips on the meat shlong that are tied to a ceiling fan, providing the jelqmaxxer with a constant up and down rotations motion, creating a jiggling effect

created and popularized in japan in the early 2010s
yo bro i just tried out that japanese jiggle jelq you told me about, i gained 3.7 inches of length and 2.1 inches of girth! this is the best extreme jelqing method ever!!
by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024
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Shadow Jelq

A advanced dark form of jelqing only achieved my unground and diabolical methods such as elastinmaxing, collagenmaxxing and the devouring of animal souls. Shadow jelqing can only be achieved on the night of the blood moon 😈.
"Yo dude, the cops found out about my Shadow Jelqing it's okay my Goontosis aura is enough to hold them off"
by ShadowJelqerSupreme July 23, 2024
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Jelqing

Stretching one's dick to make it longer.
Those idiots really think jelqing works 💀
by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024
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Canadian Jelqing

To Jelq one must yank thy penis to enlarge,
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it
Hey dude have you heard anything about Canadian Jelqing Lets try it!
by THEjelqmaxer August 7, 2024
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Aiden Portman Jelq Method

The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.
"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"
by imjelqing August 7, 2024
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Jelq Bot

A robot that stands in the corner of the room and jelqs you when activated
in the corner of his room you see jelq bot
by TheRealUltraKami August 13, 2024
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Paraguayan Rahab Jelq

An ancient, and near-impossible technique of jelqing where one jelqs to the roaring heartbeat of Rahab, the monster of the waters. Once finished, you witness as your penis becomes enormous, and cancerous. Lumps form on your newly endowed member, and you watch as veins burst in a gradient of green and red. Your penis is now heavier than you are, and it hurts. The urethra opens ans shoots out puss, but then, Rahab swims out of your urethra. Your penis tears open and profusely excretes blood as if it were a fire hydrant. Rahab curses you with a damnation above all unholy. No Zimbabwean Flicker Munting, and no Reverse Gorping
I just pulled off a Paraguayan Rahab Jelq and I have to say, I wish i never done so.
by tim cheese is over April 17, 2025
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