jelqing joshua

of a friend who tends to jelq a lot in class and at home to get a larger penis

oh my god Josh is such a jelqing Joshua

by skibidisigmaohiogyattrizzler April 29, 2024

Sentence jelqing

When you expand a sentence needlessly so you can meet word count requirements on an assignment without putting in the effort to add more ideas

The teacher took points off when grading an essay and wrote a note telling them to stop sentence jelqing

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024

Jelqing to ohio sigmas

Jelqing to ohio sigmas defines the activity of pulling your foreskin when you see sigmas in ohio wich is a gen z brainrot term

I am jelqing to ohio sigmas

by MXZZY June 9, 2024

jelq

being a nicer person

mom i'm gonna start jelqing for you!

by luhgoona April 20, 2024

jelqing

stretching that thang out

my doctor said if i kept commencing in the art of jelqing, id lose my 3rd leg fr

by Mr Large Wood March 17, 2024

Jewish Jelqing

The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.

"Hey I'm Jewish, I'm Jewish Jelqing"

"I don't fucking care"

by Matthew Munt May 6, 2024

cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus

"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"

by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025