Jeff Bezoar

A not so playful nickname for the owner of Amazon and the Washington Post, Jeff Bezos.

Just as it is with a run of the mill bezoar, if left unchecked, Jeff Bezoar and his voracious appetite for power, ownership and control may result in serious and potentially deadly complications.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Jeff Beck

Guitar god who, despite the fact that he didn't write his own songs, was one of the greatest, most technically advanced, and most innovative rock musicians of all time. Part of the trio of guitar legends (Beck, Clapton, and Page) who were involved with British blues rock band the Yardbirds.

Rod Stewart is nothing without Jeff Beck.

by Phixes March 17, 2005

jeff buckley

an amazingly talented man with a be, who tragically died in 1996 from drowning in a river...beautiful songs and painfelt lyrics.
he's not that well known to alot of people, his music will live on.

man, jeff buckley is amazing.

by cool June 18, 2005

Jeff Bezos

Jeff who?

Teacher: "I'd like to introduce you to Jeff Bezos."
Class: "Jeff Who?"

by Ewok Musk June 15, 2020

Jeff Blim

A gremlin most known in his roles in Starkid productions, such as Trail To Oregon (which he wrote!) as the father, Holy Musical B@man! as Sweet Tooth, Twisted as Aladdin, and The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals as Mr Davidson and Sam. He has a scarily wide vocal range, he is 5'7, and he is 35 years old.

Person one: Jeff Blim frightens me.
Person two: How can such a small man have that much chaotic energy?
Person three: I agree, he needs to stop terrorizing Jon Matteson and Robert Manion}.

by Albertdoesnteatglass October 17, 2019

Jeff Bozos

Some dimwit who runs amazon and treats their workers like what comes out of a dogs butt.

Stan: Ew it's Jeff Bozos.

Philip: Yeah what a prick

by CuckservatardSlayer666 May 10, 2022

Jeff Bridges Oscar Nomination

Inspired by, of course, Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination. When penetrating a lady friend from behind up the 'wrong'un' (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'Starman') Keep slapping her ass shouting,"Who's the dude?" (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film ' The Big Lebowski'). At the moment of gratification, grab said lady friends hair into managable clumps to represent reigns and yell, "Rooster Cogburn, Roooster Cogburn" at point of climax (inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'True Grit'). The young lady should now be walking like John Wayne so you penis slap her face and say "Where's your Oscar?".

I'd really love to see Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination, bend over love.

by Valha11aAwaits September 16, 2011