matt jeffries

someone who introduces themselves as epstein when meeting someone for the first time thinking it is a joke

"Yo he was such a matt jeffries last night i cant believe he introduced himself as Epstein again"

by drashtor April 21, 2022

Jeffry

Jeffry is honestly one of the amazing and prettiest/handsome people ever!! I love him so much and he is so cute and omg i just want to kiss him honestly. He can sometimes be smart and stupid but he is so amazing. Amazing music and humor he is defiently the best person ever <3333

You: you are the best person to ever live and i love you so much and we were so made to be please date me

jeffry: yes.

by iluvyou2much April 29, 2022

jeffry

he sucks at basketball

Leo: you suck how did you miss jeffry

by SpeedyDANDORA March 3, 2022

courtney jeffries

literally the biggest simp. but very caring and kind.

courtney jeffries is such a simp!

by dasimp June 4, 2021

Alexander P. Jeffries

Lukas' love interest, one sided as alexander is not a pedophile.

Alexander P. Jeffries: Hi lukas
Lukas: bread winner world is so good and I love basket balls
Alexander: that's nice you are special.

by gog111 November 24, 2025

jeffries passage

The piece of skin between a man's ball sack and his anus. Also a narrow alley that connects the top of North Street with the High Street in Guildford, Surrey, UK. Same thing really.

It was awesome, after she chopped my golden nuggets, she ran her tongue right down my Jeffries passage and got par with my brown eye. Her short game was excellent.

by MajorRoadworks August 10, 2024

Jeffrie

A name that represents honor, caring, and love. Also known to be a very romantic person, or very successful person in life. A true gentleman, just like the princes out of the best Disney movies. He is kind and darling and can really pull off wearing a sweater vest. Jeffrie are known for their hilarious imitations of certain characters, and are extremely talented in many fields. However, one must be careful around a Jeffrie, as they are prone to unannounced tickle battles and usually win.

A name given only to the people with the capability of defeating Chuck Norris and ending his streak of non-stop invincibility. Yes, Chuck Norris can be defeated, and will be by Jeffrie. The best person in the world who will always be there when you need him. He is also the sweetest person you will ever meet as well as the coolest person you will ever meet. A very very funny guy not someone boring like Bob but everyone wants to be a Jeffrie.

Jeffrie is an invitro cannibal. Everyone wants to get eaten by a Jeffrie.

by autopsyturvy April 30, 2025