jewce

a sub par beverage made for the unwealthy, such as kool aide, and or great value products

hey Vince let me get some of that "jewce." said Barry.
"sorry man thats my last bit til pay day," explained Vince.

by jardin propeller June 12, 2011

Jencentric Theory

The theory that everything revolves around someone named Jennifer.

According to Jencentric Theory, I am required to immediately notice the most minute changes in my wife Jennifer's hairstyle.

by hamsamwich1 October 17, 2012

JECETTE

extremely beautiful girl, caring, honest & funny. French meaning ' the best there is at this time' or 'awesome' girl ever.

This beautiful awesome girl is well grounded & will care for you & love you. She will treat you like a king

Wow that girl is not only beautiful but also very funny

what is her name, is it Jecette

by Dr Chantelle Fabian February 5, 2010

Jacce

A commonly used name for a finnish make of dildo, the company Jacce specialises in dildoes that self lubricate for perfect stimulation before a Goatse is attempted.

Hey Stephie chuck me that "Jacce" i need to get nice and wide.

by adrian038 February 3, 2008

jeycel

most beautiful girl in the world, perfect, has a lot of talents, loved by everyone

jeycel you are so beautiful.
iloveyou jeycel.

by millaaa June 7, 2021

gin and jewce

A cocktail consisting of gin and Manachevitz or Mogen David kosher Concord wine.

It's Passover, so I ordered a Gin and Jewce. Gotta keep the traditions.

by NotActuallyJewish October 16, 2012

E-Jected

When talking to someone on the internet (be it Skype, AIM, Facebook, etc.), and they begin to become sluggish in their responses, or halt them completely, because they're talking to someone else who is obviously a higher priority. Can be subtle, or they can simply say "Sorry I am taking so long, I am talking to someone else." Can also be used as a verb, to e-ject, or to stop talking to someone because you're occupied talking to someone else.

Bro 1: I was Facebookin' it with Julia last night, and then she started to not respond.

Bro 2: Was she idle?

Bro 1: Nah, she was even updating her status.

Bro 2: Bro, you jgot E-Jected.
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Girl 1: Chris tried to talk to me last on AIM, so I chatted for about five minutes, until my boyfriend got on. Then I had to E-Ject him.

by imtiredsleeptonight January 18, 2010