Jawsus

Long long ago, the four elemental aspects of Gaia banded together to seal the evil of Jawsus underneath the earth... But in recent times, the behemoth has been awakened and now currently reeks havoc upon the innocent viewers of youtube. Just one look at his face is said to instantly make you want to pour 10 gallons of lemon juice on your eyes.

Frank: Dude, check out this youtube link...
Xander: OMG dude, it better not be another rick roll...
Frank: Oh, no it's not... hehehehehehehe.
Xander: OMGOMGOMG. WTF WAS THAT? GAH, I'M BLIND. AH!!!! *gouges eyes out with spork*
Frank: *takes off mask to reveal Jawsus' hideous face* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

by Alabeastmode February 11, 2009

sexy no jutsu

A ninjutsu created by Uzumaki Naruto. It was used on Ebisu and Jiraiya and was taught to Konohamaru.

Naruto(to Ebisu): Closet pervert!

by Magik November 26, 2004

Flashback no Jutsu

A technique that allows the user to tap into flashbacks from their past that make no sense to the plot or story of a series or movie.

"Impossible! Did you just unlock the Flashback no Jutsu?"

by Senseifrijoles69 January 1, 2022

jiu jitsu power

The ability to create art of snapping bones or making someone go to sleep

I jiu jitsu powered this dude.

by jj power March 19, 2014

Jataun

A funny weirdo. Unique and creative. Jataun loves fashion and often comes to school dressed like a model. She's innocent but a bad kid at the same time. She loves to sing. Beautiful and doesn't know it. Shy. She's very smart and often doesn't show it. Loved by many for her being adorable, but still not one to mess with.

Jataun's outfit is on point.

by love&hate November 20, 2014

jiu jitsu

Jiu Jitsu is a grappling sport that uses chokes and locks. NOT kicks or punches like in UFC, or MMA. You can use wrestling takedowns or judo throws to takedown your opponent. Its the shit when compared to other martial arts, because most of the other guys know how to fight standing up, but when a jits guy takes your ass down, you dont know what to do when it happens.

-wtf, how did that jon choke out paul?

-cuz jon knows jiu jitsu.

by lemmejitsonyou February 24, 2010

sexy no jutsu

an awesome technique(jutsu) that Naruto Uzumaki performs where he turns into a hot girl and distracts his enemy or to get what he wants. He taught this technique to Konohamaru who was under the supervision of Ebisu the closet pervert at the time. See also Harem no Jutsu

Naruto: SEXY NO JUSTSU! *poof*
Jiraiya: *HUGE NOSEBLEED* agh *twitch twitch*

by Harem no Jutsu April 12, 2005