Itchy Jarvis

When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)

Dude I didnt wipe good enough I have such an Itchy Jarvis, Ill be back

by docswenson May 8, 2010

cool Jarvis

Slang for a hot cup of coffee.

Its cold out. I could really go for some cool Jarvis

by the brizzlenator April 3, 2011

dylan jarvis

an amazing person who is good at everything he does. most dylan jarvis's are atractive and are the life of a party because they love to get shwasted!

That Dylan Jarvis kid is totally fuckin that donkey! He is so cool! I wish I could be like him!

by dylanjarvis October 3, 2012

banned jarvis

the guy that got perm banned from fortniyte for using aimbot i mean aim ASsist and being too godly with the gOated aim

FaZE JARVIS is evolving into... banned jarvis !

by TikTOK aaaaaadict November 17, 2019

Jarvis

A super dope computer that always refers to his owner as 'Sir'.
Once owned by IronMan.

Jarvis: "Sir, Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. is on the line."
Tony Stark: "I'm not in. I'm actually out."
Jarvis: "Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting."
Tony Stark: "Grow a spine, Jarvis, I got a date."

by Jonny7x November 21, 2018

FaZe Jarvis

FaZe Jarvis is a Twitch streamer who got banned from Fortnite and cried on video about getting banned

Person 1:Bro, you know FaZe Jarvis got banned in Fortnite Right?
Person 2:Yeah. I saw him Cry on video about it.

by Jasper... November 18, 2019

Jarvis

Usually a tall black male. Funny, and outgoing. Hard to handle at times. Hides his feelings due to past relationships. When he finds a good girl, he usually mistreats her and is oblivious to her love for him. Can make you smile, but also break you down. His best matches are a girl with an exotic name. For example, Roxanne. He'll fall in love with a girl that most find odd, but he'll think the world of her. He'll mistreat her, but she'll stay. When he loves, he loves whole heartedly. But is afraid to admit so. He has a bad temper, that can only be calmed by the girl he loves. If you have a chance with a Jarvis, hold on to him. Because when you hurt him, he never forgives it.

person 1: He is so tall!
person 2: Must be a Jarvis.

by loverboy741 August 31, 2013