Jared Leto

The Morbius. Our god. the lord of the Morb and the protector of the innocent.

Guy 1: Jared Leto is based.

Guy 2: TRUE!

by requim_slayer May 11, 2022

Jared from subway

The cause of preteen pregnancy.

I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.

by edubbbz October 10, 2017

jaehyun

a man that is born perfect

1 : what is your ideal type n
2: eehhh tbh i would like a jaehyun

by mathsuckslmaoo January 17, 2021

jared wood

somthing that is very stupid but not gay

Gavin: hey did you do your homework for chemistry
Remi: of course! who do you think i am. Jared wood?

by MexiWHITE November 26, 2010

jaehyunsexual

Only attracted to nct member Jung Jaehyun

Person 1: You have a bf or gf??
Person 2: no. i am jaehyunsexual,I just feel attracted to Jung Jaehyun.

by jaehyungf October 19, 2020

jaredbeebe

a small vole like creature whom spends most of it's time in the dark eating fudge pudding

did you see that?.. you mean that jaredbeebe?

by malacyman March 21, 2010

Ahn Jaehyo

Cross bred child of a Pikachu and Koala bear
His cross bred is hidden carefully but is shown on one of the MTV Match Up episodes

A: Where is Ahn Jaehyo
B: Climbing trees and stuff afterall he is a cross bred child of a koala and a pikachu

by mental breaker January 18, 2013