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Jingly Keys

1. A pleasing visual and acoustic distraction.
2. Therefore, metaphorically, an answer that tries to draw attention away from a difficult probing question, as if jingling some keys, especially when employed by a simple person who assumes that the questioner will be easily distracted.
1. I love the sound of jingly keys.
2. "You said last month that all Muslims should be banned from the US? Then you said you thought a Muslim was one of our finest citizens. Now you're saying the ban was a good idea again. Is this entirely consistent?"

"This is typical of people who hate America. We need strong leadership, Obama should resign."
"Nice try with the jingly keys sir, but I'd like an answer."
by Zamzara June 13, 2016
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junkyard jangle

when a man tries to hide his premature ejaculation by continued penetration with an improvised phallus
Banged that chick from the organic coffee house last night-

Sweet how did it go?

I fuckin pre-jacked

You cunt! Did you make like a banana and split?

Fuck no, didnt want her to know so i did the ol junkyard jangle finished her off with one of me work boots, she couldnt tell the difference.
by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016
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bo jangle

bo jangle -
also known as : "balls" , "testicles", "penis" , "dick"
don't be touching my bo jangle
by tt homefry ! August 5, 2006
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Jangleplatz

Replacement for "Awesome." Simply because I'm tired of every asshole with the mind of a 14-year-old using some form of "awesome" to describe anything because they're unaware of other adjectives.
If people use this, that shit would be jangleplatz. (That sounds awesome.)
by ChrisNoF4i September 2, 2009
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bo jangle'n

Another word for "bs'n" wasting time or not doing anything.
she be up stairs bo jangle'n making me late to the club she she know its free before 11!!!
by wileykat June 22, 2007
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Jangle Piece

A word used to describe anything: person,object,place and thing.
Stop being such a jangle piece!

My teacher was being such a jangle piece the other day, she kept interrupting me!

Can you please hand me that jangle piece over there?

I was coming back form the jangle piece, when I hit a random elk.
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With a Jangle

When a drink is served with ice. Typically but not exclusively used with regard to cubed ice in glassware. Comes from the sound of an icecube in glassware.

Synonymous with "on ice" or on the rocks.

Derivatives include: "With a dangle" and "With a jingle"
"I like my Gin neat, but I prefer my scotch with a jangle."

"I'll have a glass of cola, with a jangle please"
by wdaloz January 30, 2014
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