jamstered

Getting a "free" ring tone for a phone, only to find out you're being charged for it. See jamster.

Jim: just got this awesome ringtone for my phone!
*one week later*
Jim: *checks phone bill* Holy shit! $50 for a simple ringtone? I thought it was free!
Rick: you got jamstered!

by andy whorehol November 7, 2013

Japter

When you nut inside a woman as she is given birth. The word is derived from 'Japanese Doctor' which was a popular two part hentai series in April 2018 which featured a deranged doctor who would trick school girls into having sex with him and would eventually hypnotise all the girls and impregnate them. The series ends with the doctor ejaculating inside a schoolgirl as she is giving birth.

Holy shit! Reece told me he was going to japter that chick tonight!

by wasianboi June 13, 2018

Jamster

The scum that even MICHAEL ROSEN can’t handle who will come sucking your entire wallet just to give you their animated, 4-5 frame idiocies.

Jamster is one of the lowest scum in the UK.

by MrWhomstDVe April 8, 2020

Jamper

A genuine mistake caused by mass consumption of Cannabis slurring the vocabulary

Whilst very high at a Drag Racing show, I was rather chilli so asked my pal Nool to please 'pass me my jamper'

by Christopher John Roussel October 3, 2008

jamper

An alternative word for jumper, most commonly found as the result of one to many jazz flutes

Whilst attending a drag race, young Christoper requested:

Neil, can you pass me my jamper dude

by Christopher John Roussel October 30, 2008

Jamster

A website featuring ringtones

Jamster is the best

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2022

Jamster

a Ringtone Provider that is pretty cool, they helped sir mix-a-lot get on the Billboard Ringtone Chart. There are commercials for them On MTV. See blingtone for more information.

I just ordered the sir-mix-a-lot pick up the phone Bling-ring!

by Rolod March 28, 2005