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Jamie P. Spears

An abusive, alcoholic, father with a weak colon, who imprisoned his daughter, Britney, took away her human rights, drugged her & forced her to work against her will.
Jamie P. Spears has ruptured his colon from being penetrated too hard by Lou M. Taylor.
by FreeBritney4Ever September 25, 2021
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jambi

Jambi the Genie. A character played by John Paragon first in the early 80's Groundlings stage version of the Pee-wee Herman Show, and later on the CBS Saturday morning kids' show Pee-wee's Playhouse. Jambi wore a red turban, blue (sometimes green) face makeup, read lipstick and occasionally a gold earring in his right ear. He would grant Pee-wee one wish per day, by reciting the chant: "Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Hiney Ho!" followed by: "The wise is granted. Long live Jambi."
Jambi: Then repeat after me, in the ancient language of "Jambese". Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Hiney Ho.

Pee-wee: Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Hiney Ho.

Jambi: Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Jonny Ho.

Pee-wee: Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Jonny Ho.

Jambi: Molla Mekka Holla Molla Hey!

Pee-wee: Molly Mekka Holla Mekka.... (mumbles)

Jambi: The wish is granted. Long live Jambi.

Pee-wee: Thanks Jambi!
by Jack Tobin October 13, 2007
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Jamie McCrimmon

James Robert Hotsocks McCrimmon. Scottish wife of the Second Doctor from popular BBC Drama Doctor Who. Jamie is the damn sexiest kid in a kilt you ever saw, but don't let his pretty and innocent face decieve you because he could kick your ass any day.
Jealous boy: That Jamie McCrimmon kid was SO annoying. He just looked like a Beatle in a skirt.
Girl: £$%! YOU! Jamie and the Doctor were AMAZING AND MARRIED AND PRETTY.
by Trollololololololollol June 30, 2011
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Jamielynn

Definitely one of the prettiest girls you'll ever meet. She's amazing and a friend to everyone.
Guy 1: Dude, is that Jamielynn over there?
Guy 2: Yeah man she looks hella hot.
Guy 1: Most hot girls are bitches, though.
Guy 1: Not Jamielynn!
by aaaalexp November 21, 2010
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Jamie Dimon

1). President, Chairman, and CEO of JP Morgan Chase, the biggest bank in the United States.

2). Also, the name of the biggest asshole in the universe, the devil's bastard son, a total douche.

3). A small, shriveled-up cock that can only get off when stimulated by the economic exploitation of others.
Don't be a Jamie Dimon; don't masturbate to the sight of families losing their homes.

Suck my Jamie Dimon.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 17, 2012
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Jamie Lynn Spears

Britney's little sister, who proved that she's just as dumb as big sis by getting pregnant at 16 and probably destroying her 'career' in the process.

Further proof (if any were needed) that their mom, Lynn Spears, is a terrible mother.

Previously claimed to be a 'Christian' before becoming a teenage pregnancy statistic.
Jamie Lynn Spears probably pissed off Britney by stealing most of the tabloid coverage after announcing that she was pregnant.
by Eugene206 January 8, 2008
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jamieleigh

Jamieleigh is a very beautiful and smart person. She is stubborn and doesn’t take no for an answer. Do not mess with someone called jamieleigh she will mess you up.. but don’t forget she is beautiful
Be like jamieleigh
by Belikebob June 14, 2018
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