Jamaican Swirlee

When one takes a liquid shit in a toilet, and then bobs for apples in the toilet, while a Jamaican does them from behind.

“Grandma, why didn’t you answer the phone last night?”

“Sorry sweetie, I was busy getting a Jamaican Swirlee!”

by JaltonMhrite5569 April 27, 2022

Jamaican Jerked

To receive a hand job after an intense sunburn on one's genitalia.

After lying naked in the sun for hours, John got a sunburn on his dong. He went home and his girlfriend Jamaican Jerked him with Aloe Vera.

by Rufioau January 18, 2009

Jamaican clambake

Smoking pot in the bathroom with the shower steaming hot.

When I get home I’m gonna get a nice Jamaican clambake going!

by Vtblaster December 3, 2018

Jamaican Sandcastle

Similar to an ‘Eiffel Tower.’ However specifically referring to a sexual position where two Jamaican men are partaking in intercourse on both sides of the middle receiver.

“I heard Jenny got a Jamaican Sandcastle last night, she’s such a whore”

by The Ol’ Smutter August 30, 2021

Jamaican Pirate

The "Pirates" Faction from the 2008 PS2 game Mercenaries 2: World In Flames. They are incredibly stereotyped Jamaican gangsters who are hilarious to wind up, as they come at you, not wit a gun, but with a rocket launcher.

Jamaican Pirate: "Don' use de gun, use de rocket launcher!!!"

by Greenhoof June 10, 2010

The Jamaican bobsled

Minimum of 4 participants, run beside the bed, jump onto it and fuck the partner in front of you.

Me and a few friends are going to do the Jamaican bobsled tonight, want to join?

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

Jamaican Taco

When one takes a hit of a joint, performs cunnilingus on a woman, then, after giving the woman proper satisfaction, comes up and exhales.

Joe: Man, I was at this sweet party and I totally gave this girl a Jamaican Taco.

Steve: A what?

Joe: Dude, look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by me and magoo June 3, 2009