Someone, usually from the north of Ireland, who has one Catholic parent and one Protestant parent. Meaning they are half orange
by TPitbull November 3, 2010
A red haired baby with brown skin. The potential offspring comprised from a red haired parent and one brown skinned parent.
'Hey Jane, what will happen when you and John have kids.... he's a red head and you have brown skin.... what happens if the babies have red hair and brown skin?' inquired Julie
'If that happens, the jaffa baby will be drowned in a bucket' replied Jane
'If that happens, the jaffa baby will be drowned in a bucket' replied Jane
by arther8183 June 29, 2011
by Mazzbee January 26, 2009
A small round cake (not biscuit, as biscuits have vat) with orange squishystuff and chocolate on top. Coverted by small children who refuse point blank to eat the cake and just eat the top >_<
by Hanny February 27, 2005
a females flappage situated at the rear of the vagina.
Because they resemble the half eaten orange center of a jaffa cake.
Because they resemble the half eaten orange center of a jaffa cake.
by Simon Worlock August 29, 2006
A Laptop Jaffa is a male whose sperm count has been reduced to zero by constant placing of a hot laptop on the genital region.
by Aidy_is August 6, 2008
the most addictive biscuits in the world!
they are a small cake that is topped with orange, then chocolate.
they (apparently) only contain 1g of fat per jaffa cake(yeah right)
but still, once you taste them, i swear - you will get hooked!!
footballers like Ferdinand (england) like to eat them on the pitch because they can give you a boost of energgy quickly.
now they come in lots of flavours lime, lemon, raspberry...
YUMMMMMM
they are a small cake that is topped with orange, then chocolate.
they (apparently) only contain 1g of fat per jaffa cake(yeah right)
but still, once you taste them, i swear - you will get hooked!!
footballers like Ferdinand (england) like to eat them on the pitch because they can give you a boost of energgy quickly.
now they come in lots of flavours lime, lemon, raspberry...
YUMMMMMM
woman; do you know there is only one gram of fat in a jaffa cake?
woman 2; so wot??? when you decide to eat the whole packet, it's not going to be 1 gram then is it? you'll end up looking like fat bastard if you keep telling people that!
woman 2; so wot??? when you decide to eat the whole packet, it's not going to be 1 gram then is it? you'll end up looking like fat bastard if you keep telling people that!
by cynthia_s July 11, 2006