Jaffa

A man who is firing blanks.

Morgan Spice is a Jaffa

by Barnott November 30, 2021

JAFFA

British Army slang for Just Another Fat Fucking Arsehole.

"How did that new Sergeant get his fucking stripes? He's shite."
"JAFFA, pal. JAFFA."

by Cannon_Fodder_Grunt July 19, 2022

Jaffa

Northern Ireland slang for Protestant or Unionist. Comes from the Jaffa Cake, a sponge cake of chocolate and orange. The color orange is closely associated with Protestantism and Unionism in Northern Ireland

“Dave’s a good friend of mine even though he’s a posh Jaffa.”

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell February 20, 2024

jaffa baby

A red haired baby with brown skin. The potential offspring comprised from a red haired parent and one brown skinned parent.

'Hey Jane, what will happen when you and John have kids.... he's a red head and you have brown skin.... what happens if the babies have red hair and brown skin?' inquired Julie

'If that happens, the jaffa baby will be drowned in a bucket' replied Jane

by arther8183 June 30, 2011

Jaffa Nips

Nipples that are shaped like Jaffa cakes that are similer to size shape and colour as Jaffa cakes

"God That Girl Has Big Jaffa Nips"

by Mazzbee January 27, 2009

jaffa cakes

A small round cake (not biscuit, as biscuits have vat) with orange squishystuff and chocolate on top. Coverted by small children who refuse point blank to eat the cake and just eat the top >_<

hmmm i sure could eat some jaffa cakes...but the damn kids ate them all!

by Hanny May 13, 2005

jaffa flaps

a females flappage situated at the rear of the vagina.
Because they resemble the half eaten orange center of a jaffa cake.

darling would you please get your jaffa flaps out of my face!!

by Simon Worlock August 29, 2006