kamikaze jackhammer

Verb-

the act of turning your lover upside down on to their head, then inserting a bottle of tobasco sauce into the anus, while simultaniously pumping the legs like a jack hammer, once the bottle is empty, the receiver then shits a heterogeneous mixture of poop and sauce onto the administrators penis whilst shouting " Kamikae Jackhammer!"

Bob: Last night i shoved the old tabasco sauce in my fridge into Carol's ass.
Fred: Wow, what happened next?
Bob: Then she screamed " KAMIKAZE JACKHAMMER and shit it out on and around my penis!
Fred: I wish my girlfriend would do that!

by Kylenardo February 16, 2010

MTX Jackhammer

The MTX Jackhammer is one of the largest (if not THE largest) subwoofer loudspeakers ever manufactured. It is often used in automotive applications, where it needs its own dedicated alternator, battery, and capacitor bank. It is very large and weighs several hundred pounds. It is in fact so large that it will not easily fit in a normal car. It is best suited for minivans, SUVs, Hummers, and the like. Speakers this large are often considered overkill for car audio.

My friend just got an MTX Jackhammer for his riced minivan.

by chonk cat February 7, 2009

jackhammering

when a man is having sex really fast like when jacking off hence jackhammer.

he was going so fast, he just kept jackhammering Me. it is not fun Having sex with him

by ooma90 January 5, 2008

Jacksmith

Mother fuckin beast of all trades.
The badassest motherfucker alive. Ever.
All knowing of everything right and holy and kinky.
A sexy man beast.

Holy shit donna look at that jacksmith over there.

by B. to da mother fuckin shaw. June 26, 2010

Jackhammer

A sexual position similar to Doggystyle, but you lift her legs off the ground. Then you stand, forcing her body to be arranged at a downward angle. It is named for the resemblence of a construction worker pounding away on a jackhammer

Jim: Can we go fr Doggy tonight?
Alicia: Doggy is getting boring, lets mix it up, JACKHAMMER ME!!
Jim: Who's your daddy bitch

by Smizzles fo Rizzles October 2, 2007

jackamahole

A word used to describe someone who is both a jackass and an asshole.

Did you hear Reggie Miller pronounce Rasheed Wallace's name as RAW-sheed? Then he tried once again to claim that Tayshaun Prince's block on him in the 2004 playoffs was goaltending!

Yeah, Reggie Miller is such a jackamahole.

by halo0 January 9, 2009

New Jersey Jackhammer

You begin by performing 69 while standing; once you're finished & she swallows, you give the chick a WWF-style piledriver.

Note: it is very important to remove your equipment from her mouth before attempting a New Jersey Jackhammer so as to prevent a Guatamala Guillotine!

by 2tired2think September 8, 2009