Jackie Chu : Herro
John: Do you mean hello?
Jackie Chu : correct me one mo ffuucckking time i eat yo doggy.
John: Do you mean hello?
Jackie Chu : correct me one mo ffuucckking time i eat yo doggy.
by ThatOneFunnyDude December 20, 2018
Get the Jackie Chu mug.Coined by rapper AZ in reference to a hoodrat. The kind of woman who fucks everyone just for money and status, and is an expert at deception and playing men. The best way to deal with a ho happy jackie is to not even fuck with her. She can only fuck with you if you give her the attention she needs.
by DJ Straight 8 March 13, 2010
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The ultimate action verb. Used to describe a stunt-like action that involves both daring, quick reflexes, and style. Most commonly used when telling a story of past feats you have accomplished or when telling someone to do something incredible using your body or in heavy traffic.
"Jackie Chan it." When urging your friends to drive into fast moving traffic.
"I Jackie Chan-ed it over the wall."
"I Jackie Chan-ed it down the stairs."
"I Jackie Chan-ed it over the wall."
"I Jackie Chan-ed it down the stairs."
by Etrix December 8, 2007
Get the Jackie Chan mug.Jackielicious is very spontaneous! Someone that is jackielicious you can't predict what they're going to do next. They are playful, and friendly. When you piss them off they become very aggressive and will attack you. They make you feel good about yourself, and it is hard for people to make THEM feel good. They are very loyal people that love and care. They are not bitches, unless they need to be. That's what makes them JACKIELICIOUS.
Woah, I'm so Jackielicious.
by JTUUU June 26, 2010
Get the jackielicious mug.A.K.A. "The Jokeman", Jackie Martling enjoyed a great deal of fame and fortune as a member and Head writer of The Howard Stern Show. Martling was notorious for his obnoxious laugh and internal squabbling with fellow cast members Robin Quivers and Fred Norris.
In a shocking simultaneous display of greed and arrogance, Martling staged his own personal labour strike and refused to show up for work. This unfortunately backfired, as the substitutes filling in for him brought an energy to the show that had been long missed. As a result, Martling was released and now can be found on various Long Island beaches selling his "jokeman" memorabilia.
In a shocking simultaneous display of greed and arrogance, Martling staged his own personal labour strike and refused to show up for work. This unfortunately backfired, as the substitutes filling in for him brought an energy to the show that had been long missed. As a result, Martling was released and now can be found on various Long Island beaches selling his "jokeman" memorabilia.
by Mister Skin August 23, 2005
Get the Jackie Martling mug.1.To put a severe ass-whoopin' on someone.
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object
1.Nigger, you stole my bike, I'll Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass
by man with a terrible smell June 29, 2009
Get the jackie chan your ass mug.Heard most frequently in US Navy boot camp. Also used by those having just recently completed the aforementioned boot camp.
I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.
II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.
See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich
I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.
II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.
See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich
"Look at you sorry-ass recruits, runnin' around lookin' like a soup sandwich! JACKNESS!"
"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."
"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."
"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."
"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."
by Kitty McSilver March 31, 2007
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