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Life Jacker

One who tries to 1-up what you do.

A person who is trying to live YOUR life like it's theirs.

A Hater.
You: Hey, I'm going on tour with my band this summer on the West Coast!

Them: I'm going on a WORLD wide tour with my band.

You: *thinking to self* I swear he is such a life jacker.
by Karma Eve March 11, 2010
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rat jacker

(1) A person who is willing to stab you in the back.

(2) A person who you confidently confide in and they can’t help but to release it to everyone.
(3) someone who plays dirty.
(A) I thought I could trust him but he turned out to be a rat jacker.
(B) This new video game is awesome except for all the corner hiding rat jackers camping.
by bpd43155 September 25, 2018
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Sperm Jacker

A female whom steals sperm from a genetically superior and unsuspecting male victim in order to produce an offspring to improve ones family genes.
That Sabrina was one heck of a sperm jacker
by DaTruth2009 August 30, 2009
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Rip The Jacker

Rapper Canibus's alter ago, kinda like Eminem's Slim Shady
by AC August 7, 2003
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swager jacker

A person who jacks your ideas and acts like he made or started that
look at that swager jacker he just stole your flow
by bapekid4 July 10, 2006
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e-jacker

someone who jacks off on webcam for random, or unwilling girls. Usually becuase they are desperatly horny. Nobody likes an e-jacker
I told Tyler i didnt wanna see him jack off, but he did anyways! He's suck an e-jacker
by makennachristinee January 14, 2009
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wife-jacker

a person who is extremely attractive and charms like a maddogg, these are the people that steal your wifes.
'I was just on the phone to the 'wife-jacker'
'what did he say'
'your missus says that your dicks small compared to mine'
'is that all?'
'yeah and that if i want her back, she will be on the corner of hay and barrack street'
by tnuk<- April 17, 2009
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