Crack and Jack

When you book a hotel room to spend the night smoking crack and jerking off to pay-per-view porn.

Sorry I'm late for work, I just got off a two-day crack and jack.

by pizzaman724 January 9, 2011

Jack and Jill

A type of partnered dance competition popular in swing dance where the leaders and followers are matched randomly.

"You were awesome in that Jack and Jill."
"Thanks. I've never danced with that follow before, so I was a little worried at first, but our styles actually synced up pretty well."

by Lamdba November 2, 2011

jack and jill

Two bedrooms connected by a bathroom.

Each room has a door to the bathroom....Unless you want company, don't forget to lock your neighbor's door. If you dont want to cause trouble, don't forget to unlock the door, before you leave!

by Terry January 28, 2004

rack and jack

A name for a hotel/hotel room. Commonly used by traveling salesmen or businessmen. Refers to jumping into the hotel bed alone and proceeding to spank off.

I'll call you later, I'm gonna go ahead and check-in the rack and jack.

by pink ibis May 31, 2009

Mac and Jack

A variation of Mac and Cheese. Instead of using milk for the cheese sauce, you use Jack Daniels.

Tom: Yo, you see last week's Epic Meal Time? They made some killer Mac and Jack.

Jerry: Dude I know! I made some last night and it was awesome!

by Lord_Squeaks January 11, 2012

jack and tonic

jack daniels whiskey and tonic water. Like a jack and coke, except with tonic water

In a bar, "I'll have a jack and coke or jack and tonic"

by Marilyn Mon-shoe box-roe September 28, 2013

jack and jade

A couple that will last forever and pull through anything. Jack and jade would be considered a perfect couple as they are loyal and love each other very much. They will never argue and always fine a way.

Jack and jade found a way to see each other

by Nathan God James December 4, 2016