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Jurassic Juggler

When a hot chick is sucking your cock and procedes to bobble and suck the balls pretending they were stress relieving balls.
Quite similar to ancient juggling techniques and entertainment where rocks and small boulders were used as a talent and showcase called the Jurassic Juggler
by Jonanamath October 18, 2006
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Jurassic Parked

When someone/something distracts you while someone/something attacks you from the side. Also known as the Clever Girl.
I got Jurassic Parked last night. One guy yelled at me from across the room and another guy sucker punched me from the side.
by Big Jim Steezy October 3, 2012
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jurassic buttload

The apex of all buttloads.
Seth: "Dude, there's a buttload of chocolate in the kitchen!"
Jason: "Like a human buttload?"
Seth: "No! A jurassic buttload!"
by nurseawesome February 24, 2014
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jurassic shit

Some guy in the bathroom taking a shit. Then hears a girl say “something something Jurassic Park
MORE LIKE A JURRASIC SHIIIIIIT” ‘hehe Jurassic shit’
by ThatMiuSimp January 12, 2021
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Jurassic Park

A place where lots of old people meet. It could be a show by a band from the sixties, or a social or country club.
When the Rolling Stones came to play at Giants Stadium, that place turned into Jurassic Park.
by Rob Krug August 27, 2005
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Jurassic Park

Once a very good book by the lord god Michael Crichton, now a .. fairly good movie. Spun off many sequels that couldn't keep up with Michael's genuis writing style.
Jurassic Park was a better book than a movie. So was congo (somewhat), sphere, although The Great Train Robbery was a great movie-to-book transition. And I base it on nothing other than Crichton himself directed it.
by restin256 November 16, 2003
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Jurassic Joel

To be a 'Jurassic' Joel, your darts skills must far out strip those of other darts players, 180's must come as naturally to you as missing the board comes to lesser players.

It is not uncommon for a Jurassic Joel to also be excellent at Basketball and a sublime cook.
I just got Jurassic Joel'ed!!
by JurassicJoel June 28, 2010
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