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Jose

Guy with a bigger dick than Matthew and Preston
Jose has a bigger dick than everyone
by Prestonkys October 13, 2018
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Jose

A very popular male name in latino culture with the American name equivalency to "Joe." These individuals are charming in an off-beat way, but very masculine. Also known for keen street smarts and shrewd intellect, these men are near impossible to fool.
You can't get anything past Jose, he's too clever.
by Nynaeve February 5, 2010
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Awesome Puerto Rican Male who is amazing at EVERYTHING
Jose can fly
by qwertyuioperson October 21, 2010
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Sometimes mistakenly mixed up with the national anthem.
O "JOSE" Can you see...
by Jose L. October 30, 2006
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José

A friend's drunk alter-ego.
Me: Hey cool time at the party last night!
Steve: I wasn't there, you must be talking about José
by Chlozozo November 11, 2014
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José

A guy who may be smart but can't be trusted when it comes to complex math like calculus and trigonometry. He is funny and makes you laugh at some jokes with dark humor. He can be someone you tell your secrets to before your closest friends.
Guy: José is a cool dude.
Girl: He really is, but he gave me the wrong math equation, again.
by BelowAverageBoi January 10, 2019
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A man with a huge cock and that is loved by every on and he is perfect
Yes jose
by Ieisndis September 10, 2018
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