Jonathon

Basically another word for retard

Tom: “hey 2+2=5!”

Jeff: “are you a Jonathon it’s four you Jonathon”
Tom: “oh”

by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019

Jonathon

He's a legend with a huge penis, his choise of water bottles is questionable but he's much better than Lewis at hitting a fat one tap. He's no stranger to pulling his friends mum's, HE IS JUST A LEGEND #shazza

Sandra: "Jonathon has a huge penis and is sick at cod"

by Jonathon Big PP November 5, 2019

Jonathon

he is a nice ass boy who is hot as fuck. he's cute and all the girls will like him. he will date only one of them when he does all the other girls will get mad.

ALL THE GIRLS: oh, Jonathon is sooo cute, i want to just crawl over him like crazy

by Jonathons Hoes November 11, 2019

jonathon

Pronounced JON-uh-THON.

An extraordinarily lengthy period of absence from work. So much so that it requires regular dedicated training.

Can also refer to the training itself.

Person a: "Looks like he's doing a jonathon."

Person b: "Nah, he's only had 6 separate periods of absence this quarter. Looks like he's training for a half jonathon."

by Tommy2Jobs January 14, 2020

Jonathon

He is that shrimpy white kid in your theater class. Jonathon is the type of guy youʻll find playing the game Celeste on his computer and who will write monologues about being at the cemetary. He will often refer to JTM as his leige or John the Superior. When he likes someone heʻll try to be very secretive about it, but if youʻre his friend youʻll know exactly who he likes right away. A Jonathon will often say the word “Poggers” or call you a dummy a lot. In addition, he will bully you for being short or straight, and then will ask you how tall you are. Even though sometimes he can be annoying, he will do his best to hype you up and you guys can be blanket burrito twins together. Heʻll make you laugh a lot and heʻs a great friend to have even though his discord name is ʻImTheBiggestBoy’.

Jonathon likes to make use of the word poggers.

by Rose King 🌹 December 2, 2020

Jonathon

legendary name of awesomeness, hot, and sexiness

Jonathon is hot OMG!!

by Jonathon the awesome name April 16, 2021

jonathon

Jonathon is Jonathon just spelled right. He is so good looking and is a decent height. Many will say he's the kind’ve boy they imagine they’re dream husband. He is also so good at basketball

Jonathon is good looking and good at basketball

by beverly123876 September 16, 2021