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Get the Johns batty mug.Johns Creek: the land of the fake and pretentious. Girls sport their Miss Me Jeans and split ends whilst showing off their $19.99 Polo's from Marshalls. Guys dress as "LAX Bros" with their hair flipped to the side and their khakis to match. Moms usually have their Cubic Zirconium earrings in, their Miss Me Jeans blinged out and their PTA membership alongside.
Families are mainly middle class, as most like to show off their supposed 'money' by buying discounted designer items. Middle schoolers usually 'party' at Club Flash (wow you're so hardc0o0o0ore...NOT).
Bitches lurk the suburban town of Johns Creek deprived of attention..truth is, Johns Creek is a fake, pretentious town where nothing is like it seems. Bitches will lie and deceive to receive their highly anticipated attention, guys will go for the ugly, easy hoes, and moms will scheme their way to the top of the PTA board.
Johns Creek = worst town on earth, full of wannabes.
Families are mainly middle class, as most like to show off their supposed 'money' by buying discounted designer items. Middle schoolers usually 'party' at Club Flash (wow you're so hardc0o0o0ore...NOT).
Bitches lurk the suburban town of Johns Creek deprived of attention..truth is, Johns Creek is a fake, pretentious town where nothing is like it seems. Bitches will lie and deceive to receive their highly anticipated attention, guys will go for the ugly, easy hoes, and moms will scheme their way to the top of the PTA board.
Johns Creek = worst town on earth, full of wannabes.
Dude 1: "Where are you moving?"
Dude 2: "Johns Creek..."
Dude 1: "Woah that place is RICH AS HELL.."
*Dude 2 goes to Johns Creek*
Dude 2: The fuck? Rich as hell my ass...
Dude 2: "Johns Creek..."
Dude 1: "Woah that place is RICH AS HELL.."
*Dude 2 goes to Johns Creek*
Dude 2: The fuck? Rich as hell my ass...
by turtledie November 15, 2011
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A prestigious university located in Baltimore, Maryland more affectionately known as B-more. Its female population is far more attractive than its male counterpart whose average beauty ranking hovers somewhere around a 3, with the exception of the lacrosse team.
Person A: Where do you go to school?
Person B: Johns Hopkins University.
Person A: Oh are you going to be a doctor?
Person B: No, I'm majoring in philosophy.
Person B: Johns Hopkins University.
Person A: Oh are you going to be a doctor?
Person B: No, I'm majoring in philosophy.
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Hey "bro", let's go play lax in the hood.
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by jcboy321 November 14, 2011
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