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joe mama

"Yo have you seen Joe?"
"Whos Joe?"
"JOE MAMA"
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Joe Mama

DO NOT ASK WHO JOE IS

if you already did you have just lost your last 7 brain cells

And don’t redo that mistake you made or else Namjoon will use his onion knife on you >:(
Person A : Has Joe talked to you about the new BTS album coming out ?

Person B : Who’s Joe ?

Person A : JOE MAMA BISHHHHHH

Person B : REEEEEEEEE-

Some people say Person B is still REE-ing till this day...
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joe mama

A joke that i can never finish
kid1:hey dude did u hear about what happend to joe

kid2:JOE MAMA!

kid1:dude wth
by jerrytheotter November 21, 2019
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Joe Mama

It's a word that people most often use in jokes.
Kyle: Knock Knock
Bob: Who's there?
Kyle: Joe
Bob: Joe who?
Kyle: JOE MAMA!
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Joe mama

Person 1: did you here about joe?
Person 2: who is joe?
Person 1: joe mama!
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joe mama biden

A slightly longer version of Joe Mama, but with Joe Biden to keep it more relevant.
Mike Hawk: Did you hear it was Joe's birthday last Friday?

Ben Dover: Who's Joe?

Mike Hawk: JOE MAMA BIDEN!

Ben Dover: I'm never going to fall for one of these again.
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Joe Mama's house

Well, let me tell you about Joe Mama's house, a real gem in Branson, Missouri. It's like a trove of "unique handcrafted designs" – or as we like to call them, "Meth Masterpieces" – courtesy of the one and only Tasha, the Meth Madam of the Night.

You walk in there, and you're scratching your head, wondering, "How on earth did they cram all this junk into one place?" Let me spill the beans. The secret ingredient here is none other than Meth! Yep, you heard me right, Meth! Tasha and her squad of Meth Monkeys are like Santa Claus on steroids, sneaking into local businesses and homes while you're counting sheep, just to swipe your stuff.

They haul it all back to Joe Mama's house, where a team of highly "tweaked out" individuals (and I don't mean they're just sipping on energy drinks) start stripping it down and slapping on a fresh coat of paint. It's like a makeover show, but instead of fashion, it's stolen goods getting a facelift.

So, if you're missing something, or you're pretty darn sure it's been swiped, don't call the cops just yet. Just mosey on down to Joe Mama's house, and chances are, you'll find your missing goods right there, between a "Painted" toaster and a "one-of-a-kind" lamp that probably once belonged to your grandma. Meth-tastic!
When I visited Joe Mama's house in Branson, Missouri, I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer madness of it all – it's like a meth-fueled episode of 'Antiques Roadshow' where Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys turn stolen goods into 'Meth-tastic' madness! Tasha and her gang of Meth Monkeys pull off heists on the sly, then work their magic to turn stolen goods into something 'new' to resell. So, if you've lost something or suspect it's been pinched, you might just find it at Joe Mama's house
by Demanding Leatherguy October 7, 2023
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