Magi-Jestical

A place that is both Magical and Majestic.

I sat in wonderment of her in that hidden Magi-Jestical place near Big Sur. An U shaped cavern of cliffs, redwoods, a waterfall and a pool in which to swim. Just the two of us on the House Rock centered in the feeling of this place.

Robert J. Lanier

by Robert Jochem Lanier January 5, 2009

Jesika

The hottest, funniest girl you will ever meet, if you have a Jesika, don’t let her go, she’s a keeper. If you know a Jesika, hit her up.

damn that Jesika is so fine

by hmuboisss January 14, 2019

Jessica

An extremely beautiful girl that is super smart, funny and classy ,but is never too classy to roast your ass when needed be. If you do something shady to a Jessica she will remember you and will get your shady ass back when you least expect it and call it even. They are very sweet loving individuals to a certain extent. They know which ones that deserve their sweet side and they know which ones deserve their dark side. Don't take a Jessica for granted! You will regret it. If you date a Jessica your family will forever remember her and ask and talk to you and your new wife daily about her. Karma is Jessica's best friend, they get lit together, so again beware what you do to a Jessica!

Damn! That girl is so gorgeous, smart, and funny , she must be a Jessica.

My bro just got his tires slashed last week because he cheated on his now ex girlfriend, his ex must be a Jessica because she's a savage!

She just roasted your ass, that girl is a savage, she must be a Jessica!

by SavageQueeeeen January 8, 2017

Queen Jessica Effect

An effect that does not work when the Suns are in down due to the Chris Paul effect. It works against all other teams however.

The Queen Jessica Effect did not work today. The Suns are in town. It is guaranteed to work January 7 against the Mavs though.

by hehe999999 November 29, 2021

Jessica

The most awe-inspiring person who has walked the earth. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself. She will make you laugh and smile until inevitably, you'll fall head over heels in love with her. She will not admit to any of this, but it's 100% accurate!

Man, someday I will marry my Jessica... Sexy unicorn mermaid

by Ricky/Noah October 10, 2016

Sarah Jessica Porker

One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat

Sarah Jessica Porker is 90 pounds overweight

by Xtreme2252 June 2, 2009

jessica lynn

A wonderful person to be with. She is sweet, smart, incredible in every way, beautiful inside and out! She may be a little bit shy at first, but that's until you discover her wild side! She truly makes you laugh, and makes you happy just by seeing her smile. Jessica Lynn, is a person you should treasure, if you ever get the pleasure to meet her!

John: Who's that?
Leon: That's Jessica Lynn
John: ooohhh! Jessica, she has such a cute face!
Leon: She's awesome... believe me!
John: It s seems like I'll be liking this Jessica

by loveeeefdfafafa February 3, 2014