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Couch dweller. One who fears the sun. Usually has long lusterous black hair. High Priest of Aethios. Wardrobe consists of nothing but black clothing. Including Ninja shoes. Exceptionally good at Magic. The epitome of awesomeness. Deadly, one whos wrath is to be feared.
Person 1- Dude, that guy is sooooo jarrod,
Person 2- No way man, no one is that cool.
Person 3- No dude, he just jarroded the hell out of that guy at magic!
by Tits On A Stick August 3, 2008
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by handlemywork June 17, 2020
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a nerd and or loser who has no friends and is usually obsessed with transformers and or other nerdy gay things
1.Jarrod u nerdy little fucker playing transformers non stop

2. Jarrod get the fuck off the x-box you have been playing it all day.

3.Jarrod stop talking too girls over the internet that you have never met.
by huiofsdghisdhfgs October 9, 2008
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A fat cow who thinks that his come backs are funny.
Jarrod is a canibal. He gets so hungry he eats people.
by Margaret Hoven December 14, 2008
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annoying, loves rohit, pretty sure he tastes like mango, has no friends, sits in seats that people are gonna sit in, eats his own cum, does no friends, dosnt know his place, depressed, autistic cunt, swirly hair at the back of his head, thinks he has friends, texts his Ex who never loved him and hes upset about it through facebook.
no one:
jarrod: i just love the taste of mango in my mouth
by Fhnfyjrdfnntn March 4, 2019
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Jarrod Is the biggest faggot you’ll ever meet
by Queen of the nigers February 15, 2018
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jarrod is gay with a small penis he sucks at fortnite never gets the dub choke lord in game and real life
i just jarrod and now i kiss boys
by realboyrunnag May 30, 2018
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