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Definition: J.A.P can be used as an exclamatory phrase, an imperative phrase, or even a statement.
by TheGhostBusted April 11, 2019
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Jewish American Princess. Usually used in the context to describe a spoiled, rich brat. Can also be used to describe a girl, usually popular, who is a slut.
Anabelle: Omg have you seen Emma! She’s such a J.A.P!

Danielle: I know.
*Emma walks over*
Emma: have you seen my new golden goose shoes and my Hermès H Bracelet! Ugh love.
by gossipgirl362 March 28, 2018
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DISCLAIMER* This definition is for NYC girls mainly!

A J.A.P stands for Jewish American Princess and is very spoiled. You will see a J.A.P wearing Golden Goose sneakers, Aviator Nation or Free City sweatpants, and Hermés & Van Cleef bracelets all the time. They go to a camp like Camp Vega or Tripp Lake Camp and always talk about it. Their parents are super rich and they go to Palm Beach every break. When they aren't at camp, you can find them at their houses in Southampton or Quogue. Lastly, they have a weird accent and CANNOT be seen without a Moncler vest or jacket.
Girl #1: OMG, did you see what Caroline is wearing today?
Girl #2: No, what?
Girl #1: She is wearing a Van Cleef bracelet, and a Cartier ring!

Girl #2: OMG she is such a J.A.P!!!
by FLORIDA CHICK March 24, 2020
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