Walmart J's

A pair of Jordan's, (a basketball shoe made by Nike using Micheal Jordan's name, sometimes called J's) that are so beat up, old, fake, and/or obscure that they look like they could have been purchased at Walmart. (Note: to my knowledge, Jordan's aren't actually sold at Walmart)

Person 1: "Did you see Josh's Jordan's, they suck"
Person 2: "Yeah, those are some Walmart J's right there"

by The Original Fin January 21, 2015

J.J. Walker

a drink. a mixture of Tropical Punch Kool Aid and Patron.

-"Did we drink all of that Patron, foo?"
-"nah, still got half a fif in the freezer."
-"get me one of dem J.J. Walker's den."
-"aight den, fo sho"

by mankies December 21, 2008

JWalk

An upgrade. Refers to how Panic at the Disco got so much better after they replaced Brent with JWalk.

"Dude, I got some really shitty seats."

"For $10 bucks you can JWalk 'em to front row center."

"Seriously? Shit, JWalk me then!"

by AnnaBanana14 June 19, 2008

jwalk

The nickname given to Panic! at the Disco bassist Jon Walker. First letter of first name and first part of his last.

JWALK is so much better than Brent.

by Bob Magnifico August 10, 2006

jwala

Word with Sanskrit roots that define fire

An Intense Flame, or Burn

After having sex with your Mum, I feel that there's jwala in my Groin.

by Elim April 19, 2008

jwall

always jacking off onto a specific wall and leaving it to dry.

jizz is cheaper than paint, that's why I have a jwall.

by ilovekesha455 November 3, 2010

jwalker

Another name to call jon walker(panic! at the disco)besides jwalk

Jwalker plays bass in panic!.

by karina:D January 12, 2008