Jean 

An article of clothing for people with TWO legs. It was made popular during the California Gold rush in the United States. A jean is awesome because it typically fits the contours of a person's butt, be it lumpy, skinny, or "just right". Sometimes really ghetto people will wear jeans that are exceptionally baggy... these people often get shot for doing dumb things like carrying marijuana, heroin, oxycontin, crack-cocaine, etc. in their JEANS. A jean is so ubiquitious that babies have often times replaced their teddy bears with a jean. Now babies all across the world sleep heavenly as they grasp tightly onto their jean.

I like jeans.

Jean by SKimmy Milk? January 31, 2009

Jean 

1. To jean, meaning to go, leave, vacate or exit.
2. To go jean meaning to go under, white, west or in some cases just feeling sad

1. "Let's jean the scene", "Dave already jeaned"
2. "Smoking that massive spliff after all those beers sent me completely jean", "I've been going jean all week"

Jean by JeanLukePickard February 17, 2017

Jean 

Know-it-all prick who thinks he's right but is really not.

He's such a Jean don't listen to him he doesn't know what he's saying!

Jean by Holo sexual August 29, 2017

Jean 

A very, very self-centered and arrogant person. If it's a girl, she has to get what she wants or else she'll get super mad at you. She always blames everything on you. If upyou make a super small mistake to her, the whole world will fall down. She has a small good side, but her bad side is even stronger. Don't cross paths with her- you'll regret it the minute you start.

Jean." Oh, hi!" ( this is her nice side)
A month later...
Jean:" why did u embarrass me in front of them? "
You:" Jean, u always blame everything on everyone."
Jean:*walks away*

Jean by ~anonymousnametruth May 31, 2017

Jean 

Jean is a young male with a 12 foot dick jean really on the gang shit dark skin male

Danm jean big ass dick

Jean by Keeny Johnson May 17, 2018

Jean 

Jacobs friend

Person 1 Im pretty sure jacob and bean... I mean jean are fucking

Jean by Bstandish99 October 3, 2017

Jean 

it is somthing people with 7 legs put on they also make jeans for birds it's really cute you can find it at candy land it cost 90 pieces of emerald baby jeans are edible keep that in mind.

I bought birds jeans at candy land yesterday.

Jean by Blue sparkle December 25, 2014