when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
by Krkič November 08, 2020
what I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you a "Beep To Beep Means You Are Ready To Meet".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you a "Beep To Beep Means You Are Ready To Meet".
by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025
What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now a "beep to beep means you are ready to meet".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now a "beep to beep means you are ready to meet".
by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025
Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?
A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."
Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"
Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
pov: I'm better than you other that don't mean you ate
by Naomi girl by February 10, 2023
Letting them know you are about to slap the shit out of them so they can take back what they just said
by gptx July 19, 2023
A joke about people who are trying to become DJs/Producer/Music Industry Worker, that they sound more "in the biz" or knowledgable about music on goings by instead of calling Skrillex by his stage name they prefer to refer to him as "Sonny" (his real name) as if they know him personally. Same joke can be applied to any celebrity or star with a stage name / alias.
John: I went to this gig last night, shit was lit.
Mike: Who was playing?
John: Skrillex.
Mike: Oh, you mean Sonny?
Mike: Who was playing?
John: Skrillex.
Mike: Oh, you mean Sonny?
by Hajajaja September 15, 2022