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The Ambulance has got it's lights on 

Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .
For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on

It's merch on 

To swear on;
To put on ones grave;
To swear on ones grave;
{"~It's merch on~"}(Bro i swear on my brothers grave "it's merch on" lARRY hOVER 100.)
It's merch on by James Chris Smith January 25, 2021

It's hurting on my knees 

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It's no jizz on my chin

This phrase expresses your passive acceptance of an event, initiative or activity that may or may not require your involvement. A more creative, flavourful and eyebrow-raising way to say "it doesn't bother me", "meh" or "I don't care".
"If you want to spend the night in jail, fine, it's no jizz on my chin."

"I'm driving by there anyway, so it's no jizz on my chin to swing by and pick you up."

"Hey, it's no jizz on my chin if you want to visit that priest, but don't say I didn't warn you."

He's on it 

He's got it under control. He's on the ball.
Who's gonna sort out the IT issues. Don't worry about that, He's on it.
He's on it by MAK76 January 25, 2019

it's a shame on the time 

'it's a shame on the time', a well known sentence in israel. it is the hottest sentence to say in israel, when something cool is happening. in hebrew it's like that: 'haval al hazman'.
boy 1: i met some girl, she's so hot!
boy 2: really?
boy 1: it's a shame on the time!
boy 2: wow!
it's a shame on the time by kosto September 22, 2008