Ireland

The best place on the planet. Everyone rocks there and it's so green and lovely. We have our own language which is one of the longest surviving in the world but the vast majority of us speak English because those bastards invaded our island and took all our land and opressed us with huge taxes that just went straight into the King of England's pocket, but then in the early 20th century we fought back and won most of the country back (we didn't get 6 counties in the north). Now we have a really bad government but who cares IREALND ROCKS!
P.s. Noone in Ireland sounds the way you americans think we do. And not everyone in Ireland is called SEAMUS!

Dia duit.....Póg mo thóin!

translation: Hello.....Kiss my ass!

by non-conformist May 8, 2005

Republic of Ireland

1) A description of the State whose name is internationally recognised as Ireland.

2) The name of the association football (soccer) team which represents Ireland.

Ireland is a democratic republic; in 1948 the Government of Ireland declared that Ireland was a Republic. In consequence Ireland was expelled from the British Commonwealth as at that time it was not possible to be both a republic and a member of the Commonwealth. The rules changed when Britain withdrew from the Indian subcontinent and both Pakistan and India were allowed to become part of the Commonwealth as Republics.

The republic of Ireland was declared in 1948.

by Shmuel bin Yohanan July 19, 2011

irelandish

a word used by dumb men asking what language irish girls speak while trying to pick them up; the language that dumb men think irish girls speak

Lennie- "Sorry, i don't speak irelandish"
Irish Girl- "You are a retard"
Dan and Evan- "Haha you are so dumb"

by KeokaKid June 16, 2008

ireland

One of the few respectable countries left in Europe, Ireland suffered many years under the harsh rule of the evil British. However, by 1900's, the Irish were fed up and whooped their oppressors asses. The British government, being the fuckups that they are, divided Ireland into the Republic of Ireland and North Ireland (Ulster). Efforts from the fair and respectable Sinn Fein and other nationalist parties, to unite the island that is rightfully theirs, have been unsuccessful thanks to British vote "miscounting" and scare tactics.

Irish are often blamed for "harboring terrorists". However, the IRA is a freedom fighting organization who targets military more than civilian targets. British people, being the anti-American assholes they are, will always blame them getting their asses whooped by the IRA on the US because of rightful funds being sent to the IRA from businesses in Boston and New York.

by hatred December 1, 2003

The North of Ireland

"The North of Ireland" (pronounced, "Tha Nairth af Airland.") Is a name used by Irish Nationalists and Republicans to refer to Northern Ireland. It is so called to attempt to ignore British rule over Northern Ireland and instead refer to it as part of the Republic of Ireland.

Irish Republican: " so Gerry, yer headin up to the North of Ireland the mara?"
Gerry: "Och aye just for the day."

by Sonofulster April 6, 2015

Northern ireland accents

the best mother fuckin accent in the whole world!! the use such words as 'ai' and 'ta'!!! if uve ever head thisaccent u will be in love with it and possibly grab onto the person speaking and neer let them go!! northern ireland accents rock!!

northen irelander- " ai how it goin"
me- "swoon" and then steal!
YUM

I love the northern ireland accents

by opresses tears November 29, 2005

irelyn

Irelyn is a really kind genuine soul. Not to mention that she’s super friendly as well. Irelyn is not like everyone else. She can be really funny at times while other times she can be quiet. Irelyn doesn’t want anything to do with negative situations or drama. She is a hard worker and will do the job right. She’s very athletic and mature to know what to do in worldly situations. Never tell Irelyn what to do or talk bad about her because karmas a bitch. Irelyn is very outgoing when she wants to be but won’t deal with fake people. Irelyn has a beautiful soul. Irelyn is always so fun to be around.

Aww Irelyn is so awesome to be around I love her we need to hang out with her.

by Sexyhotboy February 2, 2020