Intervention on A&E

The show Intervention on A&E is a great show to watch while you get high. To be an addict on that show would be the equivalent of being on that douchebag, grave-robber Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd. These addicts think they're doing a documentary about their drug use, and on the last day of the "documentary", usually after they do a big shot of china white, or smoke an ungodly amount of meth, they show up to the interview only to be surprised by their friends and family reading poorly wriiten letters about how "your drug use has affected me in the following ways"(almost always in those exact words). Then they go on to make em go to a ridiculously Hollywood-esque rehab facility where most of em leave after a few weeks or so and continue on the same path they were on before they were tricked into going to rehab in the first place. For the hardcore junkie, interventions lead to feelings of betrayal and humiliation and a total loss of trust. Then, with nobody left who shows these addicts any respect,they spiral into a life of crime which leads to a stiff prison sentence, and all the sudden that "rock bottom" everyone always talks about comes way too fast and hard, and the only thing left to do is the biggest shot that anyones ever done, and drift off to permanent sleep.

If my family ever tricked me into an Intervention on A&E, I can guaranfuckintee the FCC wouldnt air that episode. I would make sure Jeff VanVonderen and Candy Finnigan,(the 2 interventionists), were being scraped off the floor by my back-stabbing, spineless "friends and family." Then I'd sell their organs on the black market for heroin money.

by SpoonandaNeedle December 30, 2011

Divine Intervention

The hand of God holds the universe together and makes everything work. Science is a conspiracy theory put forth by the devil and his satanic angels to forward the ideas of determinism.

Project Manager: How is the Microchip coming their Hank?

Electrical Engineer: Divine Intervention keeps fucking up my circuits, i mean, i can't get shit done around here!

Reverend J.T. Homeslice: Mary Mother full of grace.

*Fire reigns down from heaven to complete electric circuit as God sends forth bears to maul the atheist engineer.

by J.T. Homeslice May 24, 2011

Roblox Intervention Foundation

Some random group on Roblox with 100k+ members, a parody of the SCP foundation, is a SCP game. A group that is plain.

Guy 1: Ey, you heard about that SCPF shit on Roblox?
Guy 2: Yeah, some shitty organization called the Roblox intervention foundation.

by AfterNetwork July 13, 2020

Chuck Norris intervention

The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.

I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.

by chaibot175 January 9, 2011

Intervention Noob

Someone who creates a alt account only to use the level one intervention.

Intervention noobs are better than BFG kids.

by Melvin27 September 30, 2018

Intervention clown

Someoene that wants to change the definition of reality.

People that knew the intervention clown well, such as family, knew that she was a clown who looked and sounded serious, and called her the mouth of the south for good reason. The interventions were essentially somebody else or some authority figure pulling some other kid off of her over her mouth in life, but what she didn't realize was that the other kid didn't need anybody's respect any more than she did. Not from coworkers, not from other males, not from anybody, whether they ever had anybody's respect or not. She didn't seem to grasp that she was a bully herself, trying to dominate another group of people (males).

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Phatt Intervention

Exercise regularly to get rid of all of the Phatt on your body.

How was your Phatt Intervention? Man that trainer worked my booty off today. Gotta get ready for the family reunion. Can't be lookin all Phatt in my bikini!

by Anesthesia Princess April 24, 2011