information desk person

A: A person who works at an information desk; a receptionist, a helpdesk person.

B: A heavily misused emoji.

A: Joey is an information desk person.

B: This is not a 'bitch please' emoji. It's an information desk person!

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 May 25, 2016

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.

by When_ January 6, 2021

the Information Superhighway

A word used by really hip intellectuals to describe the Internet. See also: the Net, World Wide Web.

I'm not sure what the definition of outdated is. Let's look for it on the Information Superhighway!

by TheRabidRhino December 22, 2003

information rapist

The giving of information against ones will.

Person 1: I just watched the new episode of The Walking Dead!

Person 2: I haven't so don't tell me anything.

Person 1: Rick wants a married woman!

Person 2: I said don't tell me! *has been information raped*

Person 1 is an information rapist.

by LonerGirl15 March 19, 2015

information

A new term thats spreading across the US like wildfire.
Information means marijuana, and to be informed means to be high.

guy 1: "Yo dude, wanna buy some information?"
guy 2: "No thanks man, Im already informed"

by agilman September 25, 2006

Information

Information is data that is available to humans though the normal means of perception like sight, hearing, touch and maybe others.

Information aquired my humans is knowledge, knowledge combined with experience is wisdom.

by berkut1337 October 9, 2003

information superhighway

A cheesy, ebullient, woefully outdated term from the 90's, which means "Internet". Coined when all the people were massively wowed by the sheer awesomeness of the Intertubes. Nowadays in disuse unless you use it for comedy.

"With my brand new computer and the Internet, I have all the information I want within a single click of my mouse! If I want to find out how to look after a cat, I just have to type it in a search site, and WHAM! There it goes! How to buy a car? You can find it! Today's newspaper? You bet! Information for my daughter's chemistry paper? The Internet has it! Want to know about my son on student exchange in Norway? No problem! I just write him an e-mail, click "Send", and my letter travels all the way through the Atlantic and reaches him instantly and for free!"

You heard it: the Internet is the future of computing! Call now, and join the new Information Superhighway!

by Da_Nuke August 9, 2008