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Insta-Cum Retraining

A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.
My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...
by YAWA June 13, 2018
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insta-poo

An extreme flow of crap falling from ones anus.
Jesse Burgess had the extreme insta-poos in class and made a huge mess!!
by MadMan06 November 26, 2004
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InstaCool

Someone who has a characteristic so freaking fantastic that it makes them instantly cool. In other words, the one attribute over shadows all other shortcomings.
Hey did you know that Kelsie owns a '69 Dodge Charger R/T? OMG that's just instacool.
by Centurianponii February 12, 2010
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Insta-plays

The large amounts of plays a song gets on your iTunes once you first download the song.
Dude, that song got a bunch of insta-plays when i bought it yesterday.
by TheVasinaShow May 12, 2010
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Insta liar

Someone who writes a total lie on Their Instagram post in order to make themselves look better and when you comment on the picture questioning that lie they delete your comments. This person usually thinks they are better than everyone and are just too fabulous and cool. Just plain arrogant.
Liar: I just got 1st place at my tournament!
You: I thought you got second?
Liar: I tied, but stood on second place
You: then you got second...
Liar: deletes comments
(This is a insta liar in action)
by G&Z February 9, 2014
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Insta-Cram

Exceeding the socially acceptable amount of posted Instagram images.
"Sorry about the Insta-cram, but you need to see all 38 angles of my baby licking a balloon"
by confuzzled7 December 14, 2014
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inktale

An au of Undertale where Sans or as the fandom has nicknamed this Sans 'Ink' is the protector of aus
What's Inktale?
Another au.
by wackycats1012005 September 25, 2017
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