Jewish immigration

On the border lines of of Israel. A Jewish man stands, awaiting for his customer. Whenever you pay him 20 sheckles, he uses one of his nostrils to elevate you upon the ground.

The authorities have successfully intercept a Jewish immigration.

by Xnjxjdjzn March 15, 2022

immigrenglish

A portmanteau of the words "immigrant" and "english" usually used when referring to the comical attempts made by non-native english speakers trying to pronounce certain words phonetically.

"Are they burning effigies?" (Effigies being pronounced, "eff-EEE-geez")

"What are integers again?" (Integer being pronounced, "int-TEG-urs" as in "good" rather than the proper "gel")

Response: "There's some more of your immigrenglish."

by LordMaul February 17, 2006

Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick

It's when an immigrant runs up to you and does the following:

Immigrant: "HIYA!"
You: "What the fuck?"
(Immigrant does a spin kick while at the same time, licking your eyes.)

You have just had the Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick performed on you.
What a nimble bastard.

by Zmanl0p4 August 10, 2004

immigrunts

Derogatory slang for immigrants. Mainly from people who do not welcome immigrants into their society.

"These flippin' Immigrunts should stop taking our money and go back home!"

by Donny English March 23, 2008

Super Butt Brunch Nut Lunch Immigrant Punch

See: Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick

This is a much more dangerous (albeit improvised) move done by immigrants, in which they finish with a ass rip lip split face shit.
Be cautioned, this terrible attack can often leave you very frightened of The Bag.

You have been warned you punk.
IMMIGRANTS ARE DEADLY.

by Zmanl0p4 August 10, 2004

comprehensive immigration reform

A term used by the liberals and radical anti-American groups to refer to the policy of granting amnesty to illegal aliens.

Obama wants comprehensive immigration reform so 20 million illegals can vote him back into office forever.

by keep the change March 19, 2009

Immigration act of '92

The excuse and series of laws in which one or more male(s) generally in pairs, between the ages of 15 and 17, use against younger women as a way to avoid certain confrontation over specefied subjects, or to hold undeserved authority.

"no you can't have your beloved waynes world video back due to the immigration act of '92."

"The immigration act of 92' prevents me from going into further detail about your missing movie."

by iwantmymovieback August 24, 2008