Man 1: Let's play WoW
Man 2: No, I'm using iLag..
Man 1: Well, I'm using iLag as well, so fuck you
Man 2: ...
Man 2: No, I'm using iLag..
Man 1: Well, I'm using iLag as well, so fuck you
Man 2: ...
by IArtThou October 21, 2009
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Ilan is a very handsome man. Ilan loves to hang out with his friends and he is just a really good person to vibe with. Ilan doesn’t like to be sad or like when his friends are sad. Ilan is nice but if you make him angry like he is in somewhere like a class and a teacher keeps picking on him for no reason he gets mad. Ilan is down to be with anyone he just wants a healthy and loving relationship. He wants to be able to hold hands or cuddle with anyone. Ilan is the main character he is the type of person that will come to school with a horse ilan is a really friendly person he likes to make friends with anyone even if he doesn’t know you. Ilan doesn’t like when someone doesn’t like him because he wants to be friends with everyone and when they don't like him he feels sad. Ilan is a very emotional person most times he hides his emotions but when he doesn’t he is probably crying :C Ilan has a lot of panic attacks because he is realizing this might be his last year. Ilan really wants all his friends to stay cause they r all going their separate ways and he wants them to stay with him. Ilan is broke(like no money) to the 🦴. Ilan tries to provide for his friends and get stuff that he wants even if he has no money. Ilan tries to get close to his friends even though they don't really hang out with them. Ilan friends request stuff from him and he try to provide it even with his brokeself. You should not make ilan mad even though ur his friend cause he will not forgive you.
Ilan is a very handsome man. Ilan loves to hang out with his friends and he is just a really good person to vibe with. Ilan doesn’t like to be sad or like when his friends are sad. Ilan is nice but if you make him angry like he is in somewhere like a class and a teacher keeps picking on him for no reason he gets mad. Ilan is down to be with anyone he just wants a healthy and loving relationship. He wants to be able to hold hands or cuddle with anyone. Ilan is the main character he is the type of person that will come to school with a horse ilan is a really friendly person he likes to make friends with anyone even if he doesn’t know you. Ilan doesn’t like when someone doesn’t like him because he wants to be friends with everyone and when they don't like him he feels sad. Ilan is a very emotional person most times he hides his emotions but when he doesn’t he is probably crying :C Ilan has a lot of panic attacks because he is realizing this might be his last year. Ilan really wants all his friends to stay cause they r all going their separate ways and he wants them to stay with him. Ilan is broke(like no money) to the 🦴. Ilan tries to provide for his friends and get stuff that he wants even if he has no money. Ilan tries to get close to his friends even though they don't really hang out with them. Ilan friends request stuff from him and he try to provide it even with his brokeself. You should not make ilan mad even though ur his friend cause he will not forgive you.
Ilan dropping his self somewhere
Ilan: It's time for you to go
Friend: Yes it is
Ilan: Hugs? *Hugs*
Friend: *Hugs back*
Ilan: Love you <3
so basically date or make sure ilan is ur best friend
Ilan: It's time for you to go
Friend: Yes it is
Ilan: Hugs? *Hugs*
Friend: *Hugs back*
Ilan: Love you <3
so basically date or make sure ilan is ur best friend
by Ilans BF September 22, 2021
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Ilang-Ilang • Ilango • iLangualu (i-lang-wah-lu) • Ilan • Ilana • iLand • ilani • Ilano • ilany • iLag
A term given in reference to an iPhone's secret language. When an iPhone's predictive text spouts out a totally un-worldly word with no meaning what so ever this is the iPhone forgetting that we are not privy to the advance linguistics skills it possesses. It and only it alone will understand how typing in completely legible words will cause the iPhone to produce drivle.
Examples of encountered cases of 'iLangualu (i-lang-wah-lu)' include. (all iPhone owners will have their own to add!)
'gagagagaga' (Hahahahahaha)
'no, you come over to me! go-tit' (got it)
'reply to me immediatelu' (immediately)
'love you biggly bits too x' (lots and lots)
'gagagagaga' (Hahahahahaha)
'no, you come over to me! go-tit' (got it)
'reply to me immediatelu' (immediately)
'love you biggly bits too x' (lots and lots)
by Ashbeetron June 15, 2011
Get the iLangualu (i-lang-wah-lu) mug.Ilan High School for girls is probably one of the most unheard of schools in the world. In this school, G’s pretend to like everyone even though they hate everyone. People there also like to call everyone fake even if they hang out with a person they call fake just so they can hit up their hot male friends. Also, since none of the Ilan girls have an Instagram, they all post on their WhatsApp status, but if you’re on someone’s status, you can’t tell anyone so nobody will get jealous. The girls there also make sure to pull up their skirts when a hot UPS driver walks into school while making sure they watch out for a Rabbi behind them. Since Ilan Isn’t apart of the Yeshiva League, you’re automatically a loser if you’re a J-dub. But if you’re an Sy, then you’re all good. Ilan kids also got them weddings planned from ninth grade and get siked each time they see one of their seniors get engaged because that means they’re one engagement closer to their engagement. Since Ilan girls are so holy and can’t touch boys until marriage, they practice hugs and moves to make with boys on each other while claiming they are straight.
Sam: I met this Ilan G and she’s actually kinda hot.
Isaac: Dude, didn’t you hear how thirsty those Ilan kids are? They’re actual tools. I wouldn’t go for that.
Isaac: Dude, didn’t you hear how thirsty those Ilan kids are? They’re actual tools. I wouldn’t go for that.
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