When your e-communication efforts (text/emails/status updates) are thwarted by the auto correct feature on the iPhone, distorting your intended meaning.
person one writing on friends wall: don't forget we have to be at inventory at 7. would you like a ride?
Friend: yeah, thanks for offering. Thanks for the reminder, too. My member doesn't work so well these days. Old Age!
Person one: there's a pill for that:
Friend: Oh damn, my post was iJacked.
Husband: Babe i don't feel like cooking tonight can you bring home some human beef from golden china.
Wife: ewwww
Husband: oh no! HUNAN...i've been iJacked
Friend: yeah, thanks for offering. Thanks for the reminder, too. My member doesn't work so well these days. Old Age!
Person one: there's a pill for that:
Friend: Oh damn, my post was iJacked.
Husband: Babe i don't feel like cooking tonight can you bring home some human beef from golden china.
Wife: ewwww
Husband: oh no! HUNAN...i've been iJacked
by The Amalamps February 23, 2011
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Are you aware that iJazzy Classical is Haiti' only Jazz radio station and one of the country' most popular radio stations owned by Werley Nortreus (60%) and Ceraphin Radio Network (40%)?
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Get the IJWF mug.by agr.666 March 14, 2021
Get the ijwby mug.Oh Holly Hills... Let's start off with this: The people are rich as fuck
Everyone in Holly Hills is rich... It's a freaking country club! Most of the children here are stuck up little shits who just brag about their piles of money they keep sitting in their mansions. They are constantly bitching everyone about how they have all this damn stuff that their parents give the spoiled brats...
Side note: Many tend to have puffy hair as if they got themselves electricuted or some other shit
Apparently for Halloween they give out FUCKING MONEY if they run out of candy... I swear...
Everyone here basically thinks that living in the area makes them sort of chosen one *news flash* You are not fucking Harry Potter!
The other kids attending their school Oakdale elementary/middle/high are pretty damn tired of these stuck up rich people...
Everyone in Holly Hills is rich... It's a freaking country club! Most of the children here are stuck up little shits who just brag about their piles of money they keep sitting in their mansions. They are constantly bitching everyone about how they have all this damn stuff that their parents give the spoiled brats...
Side note: Many tend to have puffy hair as if they got themselves electricuted or some other shit
Apparently for Halloween they give out FUCKING MONEY if they run out of candy... I swear...
Everyone here basically thinks that living in the area makes them sort of chosen one *news flash* You are not fucking Harry Potter!
The other kids attending their school Oakdale elementary/middle/high are pretty damn tired of these stuck up rich people...
Tom: Yeah, in Holly Hills Ijamsville
we swim in piles of money for fun
Alice: Shut up...
Tom: we sprinkle gold on our fancy steaks
Alice: Fucking rich people...
we swim in piles of money for fun
Alice: Shut up...
Tom: we sprinkle gold on our fancy steaks
Alice: Fucking rich people...
by #1 holly hills roastmaster December 5, 2013
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Through a myspace message, Rich Cronin (idk? my bff Jill) told his one time fling that he would make her "cum 110 times harder with his (man bits) in her (arse). It's just a fact." In turn, ONTD decided to mock him for the rest of eternity and "IJAF" was born.
Through a myspace message, Rich Cronin (idk? my bff Jill) told his one time fling that he would make her "cum 110 times harder with his (man bits) in her (arse). It's just a fact." In turn, ONTD decided to mock him for the rest of eternity and "IJAF" was born.
by ONTD January 1, 2009
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