Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Phrase used to answer a question that has an obvious "yes" or "no" answer. Made famous by Carl Johnson (CJ) of GTA: San Andreas.

Caesar: You wanna make some money?

CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Caesar: Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

by Fünky Füror April 17, 2010

war in the woods

An incestious game played between younger children in the woods. Usually involving brothers and sisters who perform despicible acts of sexual behavior.

Dont hang out with her, she used to play war in the woods with her brothers.

by kingspubforlife April 25, 2010

hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods

Code name for being hung over after a night of heavy drinking; commonly used in dorms

Man 1: Where is Jack?

Man 2: He's not up yet he is probably hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods.

by Jbird24 January 1, 2008

naked in the woods

naked in the woods is what some of us cadets like to be when we go camping.

Matt and I, like some of the others, like to go naked in the woods!

by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.

There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house

by Evilous Dark Power November 30, 2020

pope shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious no.

question "Do you think that Alberto Gonzales was telling the truth about Federal wire tapping to Congress?

answer "Does the pope shit in the woods?"

by godsavethecheese August 7, 2007

Camping in the woods

A variation of the Alabama hot pocket, generally performed while drunk with the beer shits, involving "spraying the bush with diarrhea" while attempting to have sex

Bob got really drunk last night and went Camping in the Woods with Alice.

by Cinnamon Jugs July 10, 2009