im going to can you

spraying bear spray into someones face just like pepper spray

im going to can you fam

by leng u fam November 14, 2022

im going to stab you to death

a threat where a person is telling another that they are going to fatally stab them

"im going to stab you to death"
"rude of you"

by rb ryan December 11, 2024

Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

Im going to boogidy your woogidy inside of your toogidy

A word or phrase for when you are shocked and surprised and need a fast comeback. It could be used in arguments, or teasing between friends and family.

(In an argument/tease between an enemy or a friend)
Person 1: "That's so stupid! You're such a dorbus!"
You: "Oh yeah? Well Im going to boogidy your woogidy inside of your toogidy!"
Person 1: "That comeback was so new and crazy! I can't believe I picked a fight with you!"

(Could be used in a joking scenario or a serious one, depending on the situation)

by SillyLittleSlangTerms April 5, 2025

Im going to touch you

Tiktoks way of threatening to touch someone without their own agreement.

Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."

by SwonglerMan September 4, 2024

im going bonnie and clyde without you

Avicii - without you

im going bonnie and clyde without you

by Lassiirrr August 15, 2017

im going to shoot you.

probably means that the person who said this will probably shoot you

quiet kid:im going to shoot you.
depressed kid:haha same

by firedwashere March 22, 2021