idiot

to hold you, my love,

like it was time's last minute,
or humankind's last fetus,
to hold you tight, and in this holding tight,
to hope you read all my heart's dictionaries
and hear in its arrythmic beat the pattern that signals what

a lover may be able to lay on the table,
no promise in the world

can fortify or prove
a knowledge that cannot be spelled.
You know? My love.

when you die
something in me will, too.
So don't die, idiot.

by Krkič October 29, 2020

idiot

An epithet that describes anyone but you.

It is a statistical certainty that there is someone out there in the planet who considers you an idiot. That person doesn't matter, of course -- he's an idiot.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

idiot

The person looking up this definition right now

"Wow I'm such an idiot"
"wtf are you doing looking up the word idiot, you idiot"
"RUSH B IDIOT, BLYAT"

by Retarded Hillbilly April 20, 2018

idiot

A person who occupies a position or opinion opposing your correct one.

People who think x are idiots.

by Killing Kittens June 4, 2004

idiot

Someone who has a wish to shoot someone, but is pointing his gun the wrong way.

Idiot: I'm gonna kill you with this gun, watch out!
Smart Person: You idiot! You're pointing your gun the wrong way!

by jdm89 January 18, 2017

idiot

A guy who thinks its fun to run into a wall with a trash can on his head.

god danm that guy is such an idiot

by Matty.D May 10, 2006

Idiot

Justin Bieber

Idiot, n.: Justin Bieber

by Lucio Soph July 23, 2010